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By Foxy - 10/01/2010 17:36 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my long time boyfriend and found out I'm severely allergic to latex. I also found out that my family doctor had been transferred to the ER. He went to play golf with my dad later. FML

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By swollenpenis - 25/01/2013 06:11 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I found out the hard way that I'm severely allergic to latex. FML

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No more bukkake for you

By Anonymous - 29/10/2020 23:02

Today, I was rushed to the emergency room for severe facial rashes. My boyfriend and I then found out I'm allergic to seminal fluid. FML

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By Unlucky - 19/12/2018 02:00 - United Kingdom - Bagworth

Today, I found out my ex gave me an STI. Today I also found out I'm allergic to the medication. FML

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Anticlimax

By feminista - 28/07/2012 20:38 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2013 04:23 - United States - Clarks Summit

Today, I had an allergy test. Not only was I allergic to 35 out of the 40 items, they also found out that I'm allergic to the latex gloves my doctor happened to be wearing. Now my entire back is covered in a rash that will last at least another week. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2013 23:21 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate for the first time. A few hours later, we discovered he's highly allergic to my Summer's Eve soap. He looks like he's been attacked by bees. Yay for losing my v-card. FML

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By Sally19863 - 30/08/2010 16:18 - South Africa

Today, I discovered that I have developed a latex allergy. I'm a third year medical student. FML

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By ohgodwhyfml - 28/11/2015 14:32 - United States - Danbury

Today, a girl I'd been talking to all night actually wanted to come home with me. Stopped to buy condoms. Got home, clothes came off, took out a condom. "Sorry, I'm allergic to latex". She left in a cab. I'm a 27-year old virgin for another night and now have a box of condoms to remind me. FML

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Kinda awkward

By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 01:18 - United States - Tampa

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when his condom came off inside of me. We couldn't get it out, so I had to tell my mom, who didn't know we were sexually active, and then go to the ER. After an unsuccessful visit, we came home only to find the condom in my sheets. FML

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By oncehipjr - 03/10/2014 19:04 - United States - Dallas

Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Which would be great if my girlfriend wasn't allergic to birth control. FML

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cr4ckb0n3f4n 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 23:18

wtf? didn't you ever encounter latex before your first "sexy time"? And don't worry about your doctor telling on you, it's illegal.

LLLP 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 2:49

You seem so smart and sophisticated until the last sentence

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bg_crazy_dreams 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 5:01

I'm severely allergic too. That sucks. I'm a guy.

kekeshayeshaye 4

Friday 17 September 2010 5:22

at least u had a condom. we won't b seeing you on "16& pregnant"

maxtheman 0

Friday 5 November 2010 3:52

lol

FernAdele 9

Thursday 14 July 2011 12:42

doesn't matter had sex

FernAdele 9

Thursday 14 July 2011 12:42

doesn't matter had sex

Harry_Styles_fml 3

Tuesday 3 January 2012 23:37

I'm sorry, but what the hell is mii? Last time I checked it was spelt my.

Alexweber929 14

Wednesday 19 December 2012 6:25

Doctor patient confidentiality

PotatoesAndCake 26

Wednesday 9 March 2016 19:01

Birth control?

littlebitsassy6 8

Tuesday 4 October 2016 20:29

Lii

marthamydear23 9

Monday 7 August 2017 4:36

Are you stupid? have you not heard of Dr patient confidentiality? he can't tell your father.

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