By Foxy - 10/01/2010 17:36 - United States

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Today, I lost my virginity to my long time boyfriend and found out I'm severely allergic to latex. I also found out that my family doctor had been transferred to the ER. He went to play golf with my dad later. FML
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cr4ckb0n3f4n 0

wtf? didn't you ever encounter latex before your first "sexy time"? And don't worry about your doctor telling on you, it's illegal.

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LLLP 0

You seem so smart and sophisticated until the last sentence

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sk8allday92 0

u should have sex at least once before marriage because If u don't them u end up like that rah-tard flipping a shit because people are giving advice on an fml post that is probably fake

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SarahMarie83 0

#13: Minor or not, it is against HIPAA Privacy Laws to share sensitive info with anyone other than the patient. This is what allows children to get abortions without parental consent or knowledge. So OP is completely protected from her doctor spilling the beans.

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CurtisTheGreat 0

#24: Wrong. http://www.hhs.gov/hipaafaq/personal/227.html

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wtf20007 10

I feel bad for the OP and @ No11 haha win!

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hellokittywhore 0

you gotta teat drive a car before you buy it right? same with men honey so have as much sex as you want before you get married to op LMFAO

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hisbaby75 0

lmao @ cowless!!! now that was funny! thanks for the laugh, I needed it, lol lol :)

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hockeyhouse 5

Allergies can develop at any time. OP, I hope your doc remembers the law. All you religious zealots go preach somewhere else and mind your own damn business.

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perdix 29

That's going to be an awkward moment on the green when your dad asks your doctor if he's played any difficult holes lately.

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Laxloverr24 0

you: so dad , I heard about your hole in one! dad: I heard about yours , too. (AWKWARD SILENCE)

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enchantedsummer 0

ok so the more exposure you have with the protiens in latex they build up in your system. unroll u adventually end up with a reaction. plus the protiens breakdown faster when exposed to moisture and heat. ie: sex

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