Miscellaneous: Today, I lost track of time while rocking out, butt-naked, to...

By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 06:26 - United States

Today, I lost track of time while rocking out, butt-naked, to Kelly Clarkson and Michelle Branch after taking a shower. Three of my metalhead friends had let themselves in my house and were on the lower level laughing their butts off at me for 30 minutes before telling me. I'm a 23 year old guy. FML

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Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML

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Today, I was in a restroom sitting on the toilet, when the guy right next to me noticed my AC/DC boxers around my ankles and started to sing "Back in Black." FML

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Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML

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That's what I call Heavy Metal

By Jordan - 30/04/2011 19:52 - United States

Today, my favorite song came on and I started playing air guitar and headbanging to it. I didn't realize just how close I was to the chair next to me and went face first into the metal back. FML

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Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:07

you spent HALF AN HOUR doing this?

Weevil_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:17

(I wonder what the response would be if you were a woman rather than a man...) Thumbs up man. You should never feel bad or embarrassed about the music you enjoy, and I am sure we all feel like doing that sort of thing sometimes. And certainly not FYL. Just friendly joking around by the sounds of it. :)

Comments

rustyshackleford_fml 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 5:09

more like a 23 year old GAY

madbunny 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 5:40

hahaha.....well.......Why were you rocking out to Kelly Clarkson?!

lifegrdlover 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 5:43

holy crap that actually made me laugh out loud...you seem like a legit awesome person :-P

SuRg3 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 6:59

Gayyyy

0 3

Wednesday 6 May 2009 7:09

As long as you are honest and accept who you are. From now on, if someone gives you shit about it just go "yep I rock out to teeny-pop" As long as you don't be a poser and pretend you're a metalhead, your friends won't make a deal out of it.

mutant_zebra 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 7:45

fun.

Relic69 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 8:12

yeah this is bullshit, what kid has metal head friends and says "they were laughing their butts off" give me a break, and dude, quit making shit up, this site used to be enjoyable,stop ruining it. asshole.