By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 06:26 - United States

Today, I lost track of time while rocking out, butt-naked, to Kelly Clarkson and Michelle Branch after taking a shower. Three of my metalhead friends had let themselves in my house and were on the lower level laughing their butts off at me for 30 minutes before telling me. I'm a 23 year old guy. FML
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Weevil_fml 0

(I wonder what the response would be if you were a woman rather than a man...) Thumbs up man. You should never feel bad or embarrassed about the music you enjoy, and I am sure we all feel like doing that sort of thing sometimes. And certainly not FYL. Just friendly joking around by the sounds of it. :)

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kittine 0

Not really either but totally funny and cute

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lunchmeat317 0

Haha, this is good stuff, man. Your friends won't let you live it down. But hey - inside every metalhead, there's an urge to listen to different music. Find a dude and grab his ipod - I bet you aren't the only one.

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epicfail13337 4

You're right xD If you grab my iPod I have a lot of pop artists, only 1-3 songs from each one and 20+ songs from metal bands but I still like pop a lot. I'm a metalhead but I think Michelle Branch/Kelly Clarkson are good! Not as good as metal of course though so I barely listen to them. Pop is very far from metal but it's my fav genre after metal. I don't go to pop concerts and have a ton of pop in my youtube favs, that's for metal. Metal is so much better than pop, I don't get tired of it easily like I do with good pop songs. Rocking out to pop...not bad but looks weird if you're a metalhead. I would be fine with you doing this, unless you sounded very bad. I guess some metalheads just aren't used to rocking out to pop since they're too busy headbanging to heavy stuff. :DDDD

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Kuroisakura 0

You totally had that one coming. At this point now, all that's left to do is take it far enough until your friends get creeped out by it. Listen to modern Britney, and claim its good.

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Bennyboy1985 0

Michelle Branch is hot. I would love to see her rocking out naked. Wouldn't mind seeing Kelly Clarkson rocking out naked with her either!

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lich_fml 0

ydi for listening to kelly clarkson. haha.

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srslyfucked 0

Advice from a fellow metalhead: if you're going to listen to pop "crap," do it only with headphones on and no one else around. In a sound proof room.

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kuhhrissayyxo 0

i don't think the words "rocking out" and "Kelly Clarkson" can be used in the same sentence. YDI, but I find this histerical.

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Kylaka 0

i see u have a sensitive side. lol. meh im a metal chick and i still like the softer stuff :P no worries dude

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WhEaTgRiNdEr 0

kelly clarkson!!!?? your gay bro! i rock out naked in my room too but not to that crap whats wrong could find any fallout boy. shit man! go cannibal corpse or something like that

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exotichummingbir 0

hahahahaha so funny :]

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