Miscellaneous: Today, I lost track of time while rocking out, butt-naked, to...

By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 06:26 - United States

Today, I lost track of time while rocking out, butt-naked, to Kelly Clarkson and Michelle Branch after taking a shower. Three of my metalhead friends had let themselves in my house and were on the lower level laughing their butts off at me for 30 minutes before telling me. I'm a 23 year old guy. FML

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Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:07

you spent HALF AN HOUR doing this?

Weevil_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:17

(I wonder what the response would be if you were a woman rather than a man...) Thumbs up man. You should never feel bad or embarrassed about the music you enjoy, and I am sure we all feel like doing that sort of thing sometimes. And certainly not FYL. Just friendly joking around by the sounds of it. :)

Comments

had_a_bad_day 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 17:02

actually we were waiting for 38 minutes but who's counting

Jimboom 11

Tuesday 5 May 2009 17:05

How exactly does one rock out to either Kelly Clarkson or Michelle Branch? Sing/wail along to maybe, chill out and listen to, drum the beat out to. But rocking out to such music? I don't think it's possible. Just be honest, you were imagining them hitting them high notes while you do nasty things to them. ;-)

Fadakar 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 17:09

30 minutes, dear god. Even if I tried I could never go half an hour.

Hitsters 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 17:17

Dude, Kelly Clarkston is awesome. It's all good.

neohmygeod 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 17:25

never be ashamed of rocking out to kelly clarkson

Fanoodle 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 17:25

Have some respect for yourself, but underwear on then dance to the music!

not_my_life 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 17:27

Were you blindfolded? How did you not notice them?

audiogasmic 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 17:28

Don't listen to these haters, if you like their music then you shouldn't be ashamed of it!! There are plenty of songs in my Ipod that people would consider "inappropriate" for an 18 year old girl, but I really don't care. If I like the music that's all that really matters to me. :)