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By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 06:26 - United States

Today, I lost track of time while rocking out, butt-naked, to Kelly Clarkson and Michelle Branch after taking a shower. Three of my metalhead friends had let themselves in my house and were on the lower level laughing their butts off at me for 30 minutes before telling me. I'm a 23 year old guy. FML

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Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:07

you spent HALF AN HOUR doing this?

Weevil_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:17

(I wonder what the response would be if you were a woman rather than a man...) Thumbs up man. You should never feel bad or embarrassed about the music you enjoy, and I am sure we all feel like doing that sort of thing sometimes. And certainly not FYL. Just friendly joking around by the sounds of it. :)

Comments

mattypants 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:16

lol...learn to put some clothes on. I like both Kelly Clarkson and Michelle Branch but still YDI.

rukusrazor 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:17

"You know how I know you're gay?"

Weevil_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:17

KEVINPASH 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:19

#5, I like where yer heads at

DankJemo 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:21

Dude... seriously... Kelly Clarkson? You're friends are very tolerant individuals...

yer_maw 1

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:27

hahahaha Go get some manly tunes

greatnt249 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:28

"Today, I lost track of time while rocking out, butt-naked, to Kelly Clarkson and Michelle Branch" I read that statement alone and immediately came to the conclusion that you deserved whatever followed.