Health: Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML

By Blazouta - 11/11/2008 08:32 - France

Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML

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By Jessica - 19/03/2011 21:13 - Romania

Today, at 21 years of age, my doctor confirmed that I am, indeed, going bald. It wouldn't be such a bad thing, even expected, if I wasn't a woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 17:02 - Germany - Aachen

Today, I looked at pictures of myself from 20 years ago when I was a teenager and realized I have only about a quarter of my hair left. I'm a woman. FML

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By Hairy_Potter - 23/01/2014 17:13 - Brazil - S?o Paulo

Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML

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By inappropes - 29/10/2017 01:30

Today, at almost 26 years old, my beard is finally coming in. Too bad it, like the hair on my head, is 50% grey already. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, while looking through a stack of possible pictures for Facebook, I found one I really liked, until I noticed that I have recently developed a bald patch. Problem? I am a 22 year old woman. FML

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By MJB - 02/04/2017 22:00

Today, as a 17-year-old, after having gone to the doctor to about some unusual hair loss, it turns out I simply have crappy genetics, and should expect to be fully bald within a year. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2018 05:00

Today, I realized how bad my grey hair problem has gotten as I noticed I had grey pubes. I'm only 23. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2021 22:01 - United States

Today, like any other day for a year, I'm 17 years-old. Today, like any other day, I have my hair styled in a combover because I'm bald. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2020 20:00

Today, I turned 30. I still can't grow any facial hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2009 18:06 - France

Today, I have dark hairs growing on my chest, nipples and stomach... I'm a 19 year old girl. FML

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Eir_fml 1

Wednesday 18 February 2009 1:08

Patrick Stewart was bald at about 20. Become an actor, and play on Star Trek, and other things. Ha.

Domiknitrix 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 0:21

At age 18 my boyfriend went bald and lost his hearing in one ear. Bald men are sexy imo.

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Jezzebel1 10

Thursday 12 January 2012 1:58

Hey I started getting grey hair in middle school

Tenakakhan 7

Wednesday 7 March 2012 16:39

I'm probably going to start losing my hair quite young too

dmadsen33 9

Tuesday 13 March 2012 21:40

No worries, one of my friend's hair is getting grey; she's a 17-year-old girl.!

dpalmer681 2

Wednesday 28 March 2012 19:24

i know what you mean... I'm 18 and i can see my hair lind going back

conman70493 0

Friday 11 May 2012 4:20

I have cancer and have been bald for over a year. I'm 14. Don't complain

shooz89 3

Sunday 13 May 2012 0:47

Try NuHair or MSM

Ajwc101 24

Monday 18 June 2012 2:06

uh-oh

mickyb10 13

Sunday 24 June 2012 3:55

Bosley!!!!!!!!!!

Shazam25 7

Monday 20 May 2013 23:37

I'm 25 and have graying hair. .-.

Pyro_Wolf 17

Wednesday 7 August 2013 1:40

Hey, I'm 17 and Im getting there too, don't worry your not alone.

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