Pregnancy, Weird and Love: Today, I'm 5 months pregnant. My 20-year-old boyfriend still...

By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 17:42 - Pakistan

Today, I'm 5 months pregnant. My 20-year-old boyfriend still refuses to tell his parents because he thinks he'll get in trouble. He thinks we can get away with "never telling them and just hiding the kid." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 05:15 - United States - Mineola

Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML

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Grow up!

By UpTheDuff - 20/04/2023 12:00 - United States - New York

Today, after a necessary medical procedure that rendered my birth control ineffective, I found out I’m pregnant. I was already planning to break up with my manchild boyfriend, and when I told him this, his first response was, “What will my parents think?” Parents with whom he still lives at age 30. FML

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By babyblues - 20/11/2012 19:45 - United States - Woodhaven

Today, this guy I've been dating for a few months freaked out and called his mom crying, because I told him I might be pregnant with his baby. He is 27. I haven't even taken a pregnancy test yet. FML

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By LadyDeadpool88 - 04/02/2014 14:50 - United States - Laurinburg

Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decided that if we both act like I'm not pregnant, "the baby will get the hint and go away". FML

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Overreaction Man

By Anonymous - 07/04/2021 23:00

Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He told me not to worry, he’d pay child support until it’s 18, and he’d be moved out of our flat by Friday. When I asked him why, he told me not to be stupid, no way was he being trapped into raising a kid. He didn’t even ask if it was a boy or girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML

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By bummed - 04/11/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML

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Trapped

By Anonymous - 12/03/2022 05:00 - United States - Mineola

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML

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Sounds like a catch

By Anonymous - 02/11/2020 02:01

Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML

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By OhNo - 02/03/2013 13:31 - United States - Castlewood

Today, despite the fact of being together two years, and having a daughter, my fiancée still refuses to tell her parents about us. We're getting married in six months. FML

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Sunday 10 March 2013 2:23

good thing youre not married yet

megank12 17

Sunday 10 March 2013 2:26

I hope your child doesn't get his or her intelligence from your boyfriend. Good luck!

Comments

noelasis94 18

Sunday 10 March 2013 3:16

Is he afraid his dad will introduce him to mr be good aka the belt

martinez121797 15

Sunday 10 March 2013 3:22

Make him hello?

dr_snow_bear 29

Sunday 10 March 2013 3:23

YDI for getting knocked up by someone this stupid and immature.

yanksby7 6

Sunday 10 March 2013 3:44

THANK YOU for saying what I was thinking

countryrose92 23

Sunday 10 March 2013 3:35

Sounds to me like you need to tell baby's grandma alone. If they don't support you sounds like I might need to find a new boyfriend.

YepThatsMeee 23

Sunday 10 March 2013 7:46

That's awesome that you're gonna find a new boyfriend for her :-P

slking1987 9

Sunday 10 March 2013 3:38

My daughter's father was 30 and tried to use that same logic.

ileenefudge 29

Sunday 10 March 2013 7:35

My sons dad tried that too. Didn't work out well for him. My foster mom was chill about it but his family called me names and tried accusing me of cheating. Didn't get along with them till my little one was born, then they suddenly liked me for a short time after that.

Ziggy122 15

Sunday 10 March 2013 4:12

And you thought it'd be a good idea to mate with this moron?

Ksweety_fml 27

Sunday 10 March 2013 4:21

Oh wow, he's not ready to be a grown up yet!

hugepenises 1

Sunday 10 March 2013 4:34

Just tell them yourself, that he refused to but you felt they should know. Its your baby too so you can tell whoever you want...

gordogirls 4

Sunday 10 March 2013 18:31

And they may just have more respect for you because of it, which would be good since you probably wont be getting much support from the brat you call your boyfriend.