Pregnancy, Weird and Love: Today, I'm 5 months pregnant. My 20-year-old boyfriend still...

By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 17:42 - Pakistan

Today, I'm 5 months pregnant. My 20-year-old boyfriend still refuses to tell his parents because he thinks he'll get in trouble. He thinks we can get away with "never telling them and just hiding the kid." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 05:15 - United States - Mineola

Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML

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Grow up!

By UpTheDuff - 20/04/2023 12:00 - United States - New York

Today, after a necessary medical procedure that rendered my birth control ineffective, I found out I’m pregnant. I was already planning to break up with my manchild boyfriend, and when I told him this, his first response was, “What will my parents think?” Parents with whom he still lives at age 30. FML

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By babyblues - 20/11/2012 19:45 - United States - Woodhaven

Today, this guy I've been dating for a few months freaked out and called his mom crying, because I told him I might be pregnant with his baby. He is 27. I haven't even taken a pregnancy test yet. FML

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By LadyDeadpool88 - 04/02/2014 14:50 - United States - Laurinburg

Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decided that if we both act like I'm not pregnant, "the baby will get the hint and go away". FML

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Overreaction Man

By Anonymous - 07/04/2021 23:00

Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He told me not to worry, he’d pay child support until it’s 18, and he’d be moved out of our flat by Friday. When I asked him why, he told me not to be stupid, no way was he being trapped into raising a kid. He didn’t even ask if it was a boy or girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML

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By bummed - 04/11/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML

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Trapped

By Anonymous - 12/03/2022 05:00 - United States - Mineola

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML

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Sounds like a catch

By Anonymous - 02/11/2020 02:01

Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML

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By OhNo - 02/03/2013 13:31 - United States - Castlewood

Today, despite the fact of being together two years, and having a daughter, my fiancée still refuses to tell her parents about us. We're getting married in six months. FML

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funnyguy2697 6

Sunday 10 March 2013 2:23

good thing youre not married yet

megank12 17

Sunday 10 March 2013 2:26

I hope your child doesn't get his or her intelligence from your boyfriend. Good luck!

Comments

ileenefudge 29

Sunday 10 March 2013 7:49

I was 17 when my child was born. I had to grow up and mature pretty fast but it's possible. It's just the ones like my sons dad who Refuse to grow up like my sons dad, those are the kids that shouldn't be having kids.

kra1985 8

Sunday 10 March 2013 7:51

Just because her boyfriend is 20 doesnt mean its children having children and its not her fault anyway! For all you know she is the most responsible person out there not to mention her age was not stated in the fml. Her boyfriend is just an idiot! No reflection on her or how she will be as a mother.

doodlecloud 26

Sunday 10 March 2013 11:47

You can't just remove ALL blame. If there having sex, even if they're using protection, they should at least of talked about what might happen if they got pregnant. You say her boyfriend's an idiot? Well she didn't have to stay with or sleep with him. She made her choices.

doodlecloud 26

Sunday 10 March 2013 11:49

Also, that's not saying she won't be a good mother - she might be an excellent mother. But it still took two people to get to this situation, not just one.

doodlecloud 26

Sunday 10 March 2013 12:03

*they're *have :(

Rababco 29

Tuesday 4 March 2014 0:20

@75 To be fair, it doesn't mean the boyfriend won't be a good father either.

JamieLT 22

Sunday 10 March 2013 8:00

Why don't you just go to your bf's parents??

aikhan 16

Sunday 10 March 2013 8:32

did you tell your parents. ?

wjh100 13

Sunday 10 March 2013 10:24

just an idea maybe his parents are highly riligous and would disown him for not being celibate?

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Sunday 10 March 2013 12:51

SMH.

WickedWolf 11

Sunday 10 March 2013 13:29

This is the start of many FMLs by this user I suspect...

Zomg_Okay 26

Sunday 10 March 2013 15:09

But when you realised you had to be mature and be responsible for your kid, you stopped being one yourself. Mentally, at least. So it wasn't a kid raising a kid.