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Oh god that sucks
That's kinda hott, haha!!! x
Try turn and face him haha
http://www.mylifeisg.com/story.php?id=29128
why do you know that? How often do you read this website?
#136 - So, in the thousands and thousand and thousands of 10 - 20 word FMLs on here, two similar situations happened to have very close wording? Nawww, impossible. Couldn't have been a coincidence. You're right, clearly they were just copying an old FML and changing the words. I mean, when has FML had two similar experiences with close wording before? Go back and count for me.
Best comment EVER.
atleast someones day started off well ;)
hahhahahahahah XD FER SUREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 SHE ENJOY THAT !
shoulda gave him a lap dance
No, you should have gotten off the train. Or at least pretend to get off. What's better? 20 mins of boner by stranger or 2 mins to wait for the next train? YTDI.
Depends on which train it was. It might be 20 minutes for the next train.
92 I think he was the one "getting off"
#154; WIN!!!
omg.. ew?
dream come true
You actually imagine landing a guy's crotch or being in such situations? Also, he's a she.
Really, your WORST nightmare involves a random erection on the subway. You must have an interesting life.
WIN!
You should have violently spun around, causing his dick to snap :D
HAah! Num7 is the best comment! AHAAAAA
You should have turned around and been like, "i would have been turned on my that but my pinky finger is bigger"
Keywords
After you got off, you should have said, "Now that'll be twenty dollars."
YAY for creepy boners