Work: Today, I'm a ticket inspector on a train. A suspiciously-acting... - FML

By BilletsDoudous - 15/01/2015 06:51 - France

Today, I'm a ticket inspector on a train. A suspiciously-acting guy of about 30 gets on board with two huge bags. Worried, I keep an eye on him. I wasn't disappointed when he got 5 furry toys out of his bags and started to have a conversation with them. FML

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Gesula 24

Thursday 15 January 2015 14:17

I read this expecting them to be dead animals

Dlzq 22

Thursday 15 January 2015 14:18

Drugs, funny stuff.

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Cassmoneyyy 15

Friday 16 January 2015 1:34

Must've been Jeff Dunham.

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 16 January 2015 1:38

was one of the Achmed wearing a fur coat?

Niedermayer_20 12

Friday 16 January 2015 4:33

Would of joined in!

smeboo 12

Friday 16 January 2015 4:54

I want this kind of happiness please.

dragonvale19 12

Friday 16 January 2015 4:58

Go somewhere else. Your post doesnt belong here... ????????

joshi42 16

Friday 16 January 2015 5:37

Now, did tbose 5 include mouse Farfour, bunny Assoud and bear Nassur?...

HaleyMae321 5

Friday 16 January 2015 6:41

You should've been worried. He could've been psycho or had some serious mental problems..

ohSNAPyall 26

Friday 16 January 2015 7:46

"No ticket"

swampbaby985 30

Friday 16 January 2015 9:06

Why is this in the love category?

Cygnus_fml 10

Friday 16 January 2015 10:05

The sad result of someone having no social contact for most of their life. I think that a lot of these people really just need a good group of friends. It won't happen right away, but eventually, the voices fade away and the sun shines brighter and they can open their eyes to a new day.

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