By jillie minaj - 09/07/2012 21:06 - United States

Today, I'm accused of vandalizing a cop car during a night of partying, and in so doing, violating my parole. While talking with my lawyer, who I spent all my savings on, I said he could hire better than his hideous secretary. Turns out she's his wife. I think I'm now more screwed than ever. FML
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speshlk37 13

Alright, let's go ahead and get you right out of society. There we go.

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Irishgypsy 2

Pack your toothbrush and say your good byes

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The_F3rris 11

You sound like a massive prick. Karma is playing a key role in your life right now I suppose.

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docscientist 9

I think you should excuse yourself from all further public appearances.

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sexygirl25 3

You should have a bad life. You're a LOSER!

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Ozymandias_ 2

I sudenly feel so much better about my life

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eccentrix 12

So Wheatley is attached to your brain?

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KML92 5

And this is when you learn to just shut up.

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darkmis1 17

There is no way you don't deserve this. Stop being a douchebag and have fun in prison.

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kitten1323 19

With all the shit you're in right now you are in NO position to be insulting anyone else for any reason. Get your shit together, OP.

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