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By coffeeshopgirl - 08/05/2012 00:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I'm cheering myself up about being newly single by having a sleepover with my best friends. Their boyfriends have all decided to sleep over as well though, so I'm currently alone in a corridor with nothing but the sound of all my friends having loud sex to keep me company. FML

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By anonymous - 30/06/2012 06:26 - United States - Denver

Today, I was going through a hard and painful break up after a long relationship. Trying to get over it, I invited my two best friends over to lift my spirits. The night ended with them making out on my bed as I sat alone in the other room. FML

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By lonesome - 15/12/2014 03:22 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2020 14:02

Today, after watching my roommate and her boyfriend be all lovey dovey for months, I now have to watch two of our other friends flirting as well. I'm painfully single and have been struggling to change that for years. FML

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So frustrating

By Anonymous - 13/12/2010 14:57 - United States

Today, I'm spending the night with the guy I've been interested in for a while. Instead of sleeping in the same bed together, he insists that I sleep in another room because he "doesn't want to be tempted to do anything." So, I'm alone, in my best lingerie, in his little brother's room. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2010 03:20 - United States

Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend, some of my friends decided to take me to a comedy club for a girls night. My friend's jealous husband decided he had to come along, then decided to invite my other friends' boyfriends. I ended up being the seventh wheel on a night meant to cheer me up. FML

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Vicariously

By Cate - 05/11/2009 10:25 - Australia

Today, I've had no sleep. Why? Because my housemate has a new girlfriend and the walls are too thin. After round three of them shagging, I was exhausted from holding my breath each time the new girlfriend screamed. I also realised that was the closest I'd been to sex in months. FML

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By whatthewhat? - 25/11/2009 07:57 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend because I couldn't trust her after cheating on me with 3 guys. Our friends are sad about it so they're throwing her a pity party. Now I'm single and I have no friends. FML

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By lonelyguy321 - 27/07/2010 14:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to bed with three hot, half-naked girls beneath me. I was in the bunk above. Alone. FML

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Saturday Night Fever

By soy_un_perderdor - 13/12/2009 07:14 - United States

Today, it's Saturday. While all my friends go out to have fun, I get my excitement thinking about how I'll be sleeping with a new pillow. FML

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By fukinlonely - 12/01/2015 12:53 - United Kingdom

Today, both my female flatmate and my gay male flatmate have got their boyfriends round. They've both stuck 'Do Not Disturb' signs on their bedroom doors and are both playing music which doesn't quite muffle the sounds of what they're up to. I haven't had a date in over six months. FML

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jessicaazzzzzzzz 3

Tuesday 8 May 2012 8:16

Have loud sex with yourself to get back at them. Let's make this awkward.

NoisyNykkii 10

Tuesday 8 May 2012 8:18

Start playing Justin Beiber to get the boys turned off?

Comments

Ugi 26

Tuesday 8 May 2012 17:32

That does seem rather mean. You would hope that your friends could find a little time for you in your hour of need. Sounds like they feel too insecure to turn their guys down for one night.

GoldenGrizzly 7

Tuesday 8 May 2012 17:40

Sound pollution is when people make a lot of noise and annoy the people in the neighborhood.

Gtaylorfication 0

Tuesday 8 May 2012 17:54

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems don't rhyme This is one of them

Everdeath90 3

Tuesday 8 May 2012 18:05

If I was you I'd wait until one if them gets dumped/ needs moral support, collect a guy and **** his bloody brains out so they know how it feels. Then I'd get new friends.

Omnomnomnivore 10

Tuesday 8 May 2012 18:15

Set off the fire alarm and run out of the house screaming :)

drawmyhearton_fml 3

Tuesday 8 May 2012 18:29

I would have left. People having loud sex in the same House as me is in my top 10 of things I can't stand! Plus it's clear they don't really care whether you're here or not right now :/

drawmyhearton_fml 3

Tuesday 8 May 2012 18:35

... I'm assuming it was not at your House. But if it actually was, kick them out!

mollysticks 10

Tuesday 8 May 2012 19:07

How did they all get to the point of that, were you just standing there?

dtemple1110 6

Tuesday 8 May 2012 19:11

What assholes...

loserman67 35

Tuesday 8 May 2012 19:14

Well, I agree with the majority, your friends stink for putting you through that. But I must also say you could have left. Or... A: Join in... B: Three-way C: Four-way D: Gang Bang E: Pulled a train F: Major Daisy Chain Gotta be inventive when necessary!