By coffeeshopgirl - 08/05/2012 00:25 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I'm cheering myself up about being newly single by having a sleepover with my best friends. Their boyfriends have all decided to sleep over as well though, so I'm currently alone in a corridor with nothing but the sound of all my friends having loud sex to keep me company. FML
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jessicaazzzzzzzz 3

Have loud sex with yourself to get back at them. Let's make this awkward.

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NoisyNykkii 10

Start playing Justin Beiber to get the boys turned off?

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martinv19 6

U couldn't at least get a booty call??

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Kurliegyrl 10

Spray them with cold water and kick their asses out

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KiddNYC1O 20

Bitches be disloyal.

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wvgirl1 4

That happened to me a couple weeks ago. I just got up and left. They called me in the morning to see why I left and I just told them I didn't sign up for a couples retreat

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

This sounds like the beginning of a erotic story.

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UrNotSry 0

You have since nasty friends it might be time to get some new ones

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vbmg152 18

Let me teach you a new word! Ready? It's NO!! Learn it, it'll serve you well in the future.

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raff696 3

As long as your not a sloth, go get some dick! A mini skirt and a low cut tight shirt will do the trick!

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hobojo69 23

Come with us they said. It will be fun they said.

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