By coffeeshopgirl - 08/05/2012 00:25 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I'm cheering myself up about being newly single by having a sleepover with my best friends. Their boyfriends have all decided to sleep over as well though, so I'm currently alone in a corridor with nothing but the sound of all my friends having loud sex to keep me company. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 951
You deserved it 4 494

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Have loud sex with yourself to get back at them. Let's make this awkward.

NoisyNykkii 10

Start playing Justin Beiber to get the boys turned off?

Comments

I think sex is good and I'm all about liberation. But quite frankly, I think I would dump those friends if I were in such a situation. I mean, okay, I won't be jealous of a friend who's in a relationship if I'm not in one (and if I am, I won't say a word!) . But darn it I will be MAD if I invite people over for comfort and they a) invite people over without my consent and b) have loud sex while I sit here puzzled as to what's happening around me. Nuh huh. In fact, maybe I'd gather them and tell them how hurt I feel about it and dump them depending on their reaction.

kphippie 0

Sounds like you've got some great friends... Not

mister_jedi55 0

A similar thing happened to me last week, I ended up losing 4 friends that night. All I can tell you is that people don't change, just their opinions.

mister_jedi55 0

OOH! Good idea, next time it happens stand outside the door and yell "C'MON , I DID WAT BETTER THAN THAT!" Or you could play the nom nom nom song, that makes the soldier sleep every time! :-)

charmanderCHAR 5

You seriously didn't tell these bitches to leave their men at the door? Grow a ******* pair and tell them to leave.

LavenderLunacy14 7

sorry to say, but your friends are bitches.......and *****