By coffeeshopgirl - 08/05/2012 00:25 - United Kingdom

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Today, I'm cheering myself up about being newly single by having a sleepover with my best friends. Their boyfriends have all decided to sleep over as well though, so I'm currently alone in a corridor with nothing but the sound of all my friends having loud sex to keep me company. FML
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jessicaazzzzzzzz 3

Have loud sex with yourself to get back at them. Let's make this awkward.

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NoisyNykkii 10

Start playing Justin Beiber to get the boys turned off?

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littlemsweirdo 12

It's okay! FOREVER ALONE (:

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boofgall 16

Used completely wrong, but I understand from your profile that it's probably because you're 13.

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littlemsweirdo 12

Well I misread the FML so I apologize for that but don't discriminate me based on my age. (:

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boofgall 16

I'll discriminate when you can't properly use a meme, kid.

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littlemsweirdo 12

Kid? You obviously don't know me. That is really funny because my profile is entirely different from who I am. Don't be too quick to assume. ;) Keep that in mind kid. Lol

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nfsdude0125 14

Don't try and talk like an adult. You're only just 13.

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Mirorbo 26

Such lovely 'friends' you have, darling. I wonder how THAT plan played out and what part of it sounded like a brilliant idea for them to execute.

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kirrra 11

with who? all her friends are having sex, or did you not actually read the FML?

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OMCheezbread 9

97, I do believe that would be 19's point. Make it interesting for OP and awkward for her friends. :)

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Phr0zen 11

It's okay OP, I am also single and would hate for that to happen. If I was in your situation then I probably would just get drunk to fall asleep in the comfort of my own home since I am afraid my friends are gonna put marker penises on my forehead.

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06dopey 8

your friends suck. plain and simple

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MGSPOP 1

its not gay if its a one two three way..

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BeThePanda 1

Who doesn't love a nice SNL reference?

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MGSPOP 1

well it was the first thing that came to my head when I read the FML. ;)

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Phr0zen 11

It is also possible to join in the act if your friend(s) is/are comfortable with that. I mean a menage trois or threesome would not be a bad idea although you gotta have no morals like the Jersey Shore people to accomplish that.

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megansays 2

Yeah. If you're a ****. This girl having a sleep over insists that she's probably too young for you to make such suggestions. Thumbs down.

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KrayKrayGurl117 7

Super iPod and his fellow sidekick, Headphones, SAVE THE DAY (one extremely loud song at a time)

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ganjaone 2

I feel ur pain :( I have to hear my bro have sex everyday in the morning. Makes me feel like a big loser cause I have no one

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Mister_Triangle 21

Your brother? That's ****** up.

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