By coffeeshopgirl - 08/05/2012 00:25 - United Kingdom

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Today, I'm cheering myself up about being newly single by having a sleepover with my best friends. Their boyfriends have all decided to sleep over as well though, so I'm currently alone in a corridor with nothing but the sound of all my friends having loud sex to keep me company. FML
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jessicaazzzzzzzz 3

Have loud sex with yourself to get back at them. Let's make this awkward.

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NoisyNykkii 10

Start playing Justin Beiber to get the boys turned off?

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Mister_Triangle 21

It's her house; kick them out or do something disruptive

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Abby133 14

Oh whoops! Didn't know it was her house, hahah

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chesoes 8

call ur ex back , i dont kno wat rlse yu could do

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kandi_kid69 15

ShE culd jon dem in a 3wai. I just killed my own brain cells by typing that.

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SweetlyPsycho 4

Nothing puts me to sleep like loud sex! Enjoy it while it lasts;)

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FYLminerocks 7

Let's trade neighbors. You'd love mine.

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downtime 12

I believe they meant they fall asleep easily after sex...it was supposed to be a play on words.

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misskellirenee 3

you need new friends

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Mister_Triangle 21

Phrasing!

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Mister_Triangle 21

Get a grip, man! This is no time to panic!

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itssosparkly 21

Shout out "You shouldn't be doing that, herpes is contagious!" to nobody in paticular and let hilarity ensue.

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