By coffeeshopgirl - 08/05/2012 00:25 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I'm cheering myself up about being newly single by having a sleepover with my best friends. Their boyfriends have all decided to sleep over as well though, so I'm currently alone in a corridor with nothing but the sound of all my friends having loud sex to keep me company. FML
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jessicaazzzzzzzz 3

Have loud sex with yourself to get back at them. Let's make this awkward.

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NoisyNykkii 10

Start playing Justin Beiber to get the boys turned off?

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capper44 18

Bet that was one loud night over, with such nice friends lol .... Set off the fire alarm haha ;)

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HellfirePrince 3

Wow thats really effed up, i would kick each of them out of the house naked to feel as awkward as they are making you feel! Not only did they fail you as friends but then they decide to disrespect you AND you're home by getting it on?! Ugh...

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capper44 18

#51 & #52 almost exactly i thought to write before i decided to cut in short :p but nvm ... Well said :)

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br0ccoli 14

I really hope I'm not the only one who thinks that what your friends are: 1) not normal (who does that to friends??) 2) rude 3) done one purpose to make you realize all the sex you won't be having If my friends everrr did that to me, I'd find new friends.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Why would you say they're not normal? Is not being normal bad? Normal is boring. A better way of saying that would have been "they're not polite" or something along those lines.

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kei1108 13

That is horrible of your friends to do. Find some new people to surround yourself with.

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shazza891 1

If they were true friend they would let u join in

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theonlysweetpea 10

Apparently you don't have a boyfriend OR friends. I'd kick them out of my house

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benikki 0

Wel what i would do, is play with myself til i squirt all over what ever room in in, haha, then trash the shit out if it, then grab a chair or something to block the door. Then blast every stereo in the entire house with loud ass fricken music!!! Oh yeah! Can yu tell id be pissed off?

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doctorhook86 24

63 - You had me at "play with myself till I squirt" and lost me at whatever the **** you were talking about after that.

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DollyDope 17

I wonder if the "friends" conspired with each other about bringing their men over or was it a coincidence. Regardless, find yourself some new friends, OP

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