Miscellaneous: Today, I'm faced with the prospect of having to defend my sister... - FML

By Why? - 05/03/2015 22:34 - United States - Broomfield

Today, I'm faced with the prospect of having to defend my sister from a herd of very angry bronies. FML

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By Brony - 22/10/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML

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Ah, those were the times…

By Anonymous - 27/12/2013 20:50 - United States - Ely

Today, my 19-year-old brother subjected me to yet another rant about how the writers of My Little Pony aren't writing the show for people like him any more, the "true fans", otherwise known as pimply-faced adults who don't use deodorant and only shower once a week. FML

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By anna - 31/10/2013 18:27 - United States - Hattiesburg

Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML

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Mind your own business

By Brian - 12/04/2023 12:00

Today, I got into a heated argument with my big sister, all because she doesn't like me having a girlfriend. She said that I either lose her or my girlfriend, and I chose to lose her. She blocked me. FML

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Overpowered

By Anonymous - 23/07/2014 16:01 - United States - Glen Allen

Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML

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Go vegan!

By Anonymous - 30/09/2023 20:00

Today, my sister is furious with me and said i will never see my nieces again. Last weekend, while I babysat for her, I taught them the meaning of veganism and animal rights, even showing them a few videos about the meat and dairy industry, and how the animals are kept and treated. Now she won’t speak to me. FML

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By bloody hell - 04/06/2015 05:59 - Philippines - Para?aque

Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML

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Bratz

By Anonymous - 15/06/2016 15:07 - United States

Today, my bratty sister shoved me overboard during a boat ride. Not ten seconds after being pulled back on board, I got an earful of abuse from my parents. My sister is the family favorite and they refuse to believe that I didn't "provoke" her. FML

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School project

By ninaaaa - 24/02/2014 00:34 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my sister finished a project about something she hates. Me. FML

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Daddy's little girl

By Anonymous - 05/06/2022 10:00

Today, I got into a screaming fight with my little sister. Why? Because I'm getting "too chummy" with our new stepmom, who by the way is a very sweet woman, and has made our dad so happy since they met. But my sister has made up her mind that all stepmothers are evil. She's seventeen and still thinks like this. FML

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jentrynicole 20

Friday 6 March 2015 9:02

How does this even happen?

Dreamsorrow93 24

Friday 6 March 2015 9:00

Careful, they are worse than a pissed off stallion.

Comments

DarkStorm2Bad 14

Saturday 7 March 2015 9:19

I suppose not all bronies love and tolerate. Did she do or say something to insult them for being bronies, or are they very angry people who just happen to be bronies, or is it something else? A lot of people want to hear the story of after this post, but I wouldn't mind knowing the story of before it.

Ashd09 30

Saturday 7 March 2015 10:23

I once had to lock myself in the bathroom for almost 3 hours after I mentioned to my brony cousin that I don't like the show. He chased after me with a broom and tried to "knock the bullshit out of me" Sorry OP. Some fanboys/girls are crazy

ahomelessmario 9

Saturday 7 March 2015 14:30

Brownies are two-bit tiny-dicked 40 year old fuckos that jerk off to Flutterfuck and her retarded friends.

somedude601 10

Saturday 7 March 2015 15:47

…I really, really hate my fandom sometimes.

sjimpleton 18

Monday 27 April 2015 8:43

your not alone

LovelyDeadGirl 13

Saturday 7 March 2015 17:55

I very much would like to know the story behind this.

fliz 17

Saturday 7 March 2015 20:56

Please follow up on this

Cebolamole 13

Sunday 8 March 2015 4:17

Bronies can't get that angry, it goes against being a brony!

Cilg1244 17

Sunday 8 March 2015 21:03

lmao no one likes bronies

codyslong 12

Monday 9 March 2015 2:22

I'm not even sure what this means

sexypvc24 10

Friday 13 March 2015 3:43

I like MLP. And i don't even know what a bronie is.

thecman25 14

Monday 9 March 2015 5:28

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Today, I was hit in the head with a football during class. Spanish class. FML

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