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By maddy - 21/01/2009 17:03 - France

Today, I'm looking for a job, and the employer I spoke to by phone was busy, but before hanging up he said "we will call you soon". I still wonder how he plans to do so without even having asked for my number. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2017 00:00

Today, I checked my inbox and realized I got an email from a potential employer, saying they were having trouble getting a hold of me by phone. They called while my mom was using my phone to look up directions to a place, and she answered, kindly hanging up when they asked for me. FML

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Say my name, say my name

By Anonymous - 28/08/2020 23:01 - United States

Today, after being unemployed for over four months, I got a call from a company I've wanted to work for for over 2 years. After they were about to set up an interview, they called me by a different name. After correcting them, they hung up on me. Turns out they had the wrong number. FML

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By noluckwhatsoever - 06/01/2010 16:44 - United States

Today, after months of job hunting, I got a call back for a position. I was outside at the time and had no pen or paper available to write the address down. I told the guy to call me back in 5 minutes and he agreed. It's been 3 hours and still no call. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2012 16:45 - United States - Lititz

Today, after months of job searching, I finally got a call about one of my applications. I wasn't able to answer it, but he left a voicemail. I've listened to it over and over, and I can't understand the contact information. He called from a restricted number. FML

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Busted

By faulty number - 28/01/2013 23:25 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, I have been waiting for a call from a job I applied for. I soon got a text from my current boss, who doesn't know I'm job hunting, letting me know that the recruiter was trying to reach me. It turns out that the phone number on my resumé was wrong. FML

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Phones, how do they work?!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, a voicemail suddenly appeared in my messages. Last week I missed a call from an Unknown caller, and no number was listed. Turns out they wanted to arrange an interview for a job I really wanted. They left a number in the voicemail, telling me to call them back that day if I was interested. FML

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By unemployed - 09/11/2018 15:30

Today, after months of job searching, I finally got a call for an interview. Right in the middle of the call, my phone hung up so the music app could open. I tried calling them back and got no response. FML

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One simple trick

By Anonymous - 07/02/2011 21:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the phone to a guy I really like from work. We'd been talking for about 2 minutes, when he said he was getting another call, and put me on hold. I was so excited to be on the phone with him, it took me a whole 15 minutes to realise he had actually just hung up on me. FML

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By Username - 12/05/2011 06:17

Today, I called a possible employer I had an interview with about a week ago to see if I had got the job that I have already been trained for. Her response? "Are you sure I interviewed you?" FML

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By Farah - 26/09/2016 14:42 - Bangladesh

Today, I e-mailed an employer to ask about a job I had applied for earlier. The employer in question was on vacation. The person who replied had the position which I had applied for mentioned in their signature. FML

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Thursday 26 February 2009 22:02

Caller ID. Simple as that.

Kawboy 1

Thursday 2 June 2011 5:35

^^^ Hey mister know it all, dumbass is one word :)

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bigmuslim 0

Friday 5 June 2009 8:29

Wow u r stupid u called him by phone they have caller ID

bigmuslim 0

Friday 5 June 2009 8:31

And why is this in the love category...

albinorhino 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 5:14

Not a good fml epic fail

crazy_bipolar 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 4:15

caller ID dumbass

roflstephh 0

Friday 3 July 2009 4:30

Why is everyone saying caller id? He could of had his number on private? Did no one think of that? :s

ebetzel11 0

Monday 18 January 2010 18:48

caller id, all businesses have it, even the small ones

Posiedeon 0

Friday 16 April 2010 16:14

its something called collar I.D.

kittytub 12

Monday 29 October 2012 16:23

caller* come on now, like 30 people above you posted the same exact thing.

glitterypink 0

Thursday 6 May 2010 15:49

Hey **** nuggets, not all business' have caller ID, even If this one did, so what.. he should have asked for her number. it's just curtosy

PurpleLlamas 0

Thursday 8 July 2010 6:41

caller id dipshit

terranada 3

Sunday 1 August 2010 18:20

in the 21st century, we have a new invention. it's called caller ID

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