By notthatkinkyanyway - 13/11/2011 12:46 - China

Today, I'm on holiday with my boyfriend. Going through Chinese customs, an officer pulled us aside, removed a suspicious metal object from my boyfriend's luggage and called six other officers to have a look. It was a kinky pair of handcuffs. FML
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Analtality 4

Imagine what they did if they confiscated it.

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N3766 20

Are they find the whip?

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peepeeparee 0

No speeka english...?

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shift_love 13

Your from Australia...isn't English the main language down (under) there?

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JustinComments 3

97 - I was about to like your comment until that joke.

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N3766 20

No, we speak Australian and no, it's my fifth language :'(

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False_Stupidity 41

Yes but in the part of Sydney he is in, I'd be surprise if anyone speaks English. Yay for multiculturalism...

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robertlovespi 3

Just pray they don't find the whip or gag hidden in your luggage. ;)

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abbybailey204 19

It's none of their business what u guys do in ur free time. Continue having fun op!

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KiddNYC1O 20

Did they take you away in those?

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KiddNYC1O 20

You forgot a comma and a period, good sir.

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leadman1989 15

I'm imagining your cat saying that in a suave French accent.

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MZPONY 7

You obviously haven't spent much time on FML then. 70% of its users like to read correct, punctual, and intelligent comments. I think people refer to them as "grammar nazis."

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Shrike 23

Almo, you're the one coming back to argue with people you don't even know, which makes you just as much of a loser as well as an illiterate ****.

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elephants17 7

Why do people argue on here about silly things.

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elephants17 7

Thelsland: making*

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_Oblivion_ 12

On FML, you are expected to act like and spell like an adult. Too bad if you can't spell; learn to spell or do not comment. It's that simple

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Torva_fml 16

Shut up almo, it's America! Of coarse they use your own handcuffs.... *dumbass*

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_Oblivion_ 12

Almo where did you go? LOL oh wait you're burried.

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eli_oo 1

TheIsland: Weeeeeell actually, English started as Old English/Anglo-Saxon, and then suddenly acquired a massive number French words (and lost OE words) after the Norman Conquest. Resemblance to any other Romance language is almost always through French, and occasionally Latin. English never borrowed extensively from Spanish, Portuguese or German.

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Jaxx66 21

Since everyone else is at it.... Torva, it's 'Course' ;)

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DocBastard 38

Customs officer: Do you have anything to declare? OP: Yeah, my boyfriend's a pervert. Customs officer: Anything else? OP: He's also an idiot.

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saIty 17

I see by your name you don't think you're kinky anyway. Well a couple of wrestling masks, mayonnaise, mustard, along with your handcuffs will change that.

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Enslaved 36

78, I loved your hidden joke and just want to wish you a very Merry un-Birthday. And say today, it is my un-birthday too! Lol

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sunrise1234 3

Is this for the right FML? And if it is, I agree with the Doc; please explain.

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rattusrattus 18

They're a time-traveller from the 1950s.

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flockz 19

those damn homosexuals with their damn handcuffs. guess i'm just going to have to return the handcuffs that i just bought dammit.

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