Holidays: Today, I'm on vacation. I spent $4000 to surprise my boyfriend...

By Fubar0906 - 19/05/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I'm on vacation. I spent $4000 to surprise my boyfriend on a trip to Hawaii. We have been together over a year. Turns out, he hates the outdoors. He's mad at me for bringing him here and is upset at everything. He's in the room reading, I'm at the bar drinking $10 Mai Tai's. FML

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Today, I landed in Hawaii for my vacation. I have a really bad ear infection, and to top my day off, my girlfriend blurted out mid-flight that she thinks we're not going to work out. Aloha! FML

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By Grrrawrwtf - 03/06/2012 04:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML

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Today, my boyfriend used the "this isn't working, we need to talk" line on me. How nice of him to wait this long to do so, just days after we returned from the expensive Caribbean holiday that I paid for. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2022 10:00

Today, my son got back from his solo holiday in Hawaii. I asked him what he did. Apparently, he sat in his suite for 2 weeks, watching shit on his laptop. He spent thousands of pounds, flew thousands of miles to one of the nicest islands in the world, all to stay in his room. He could have done that here. FML

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By Stranded - 17/07/2009 07:58 - United States

Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML

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Today, I found out my boyfriend can't swim and we are about to go on a romantic holiday to Zanzibar where all our excursions include water-based activities. His solution is that I just go do them all by myself. FML

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By buggingout - 26/07/2011 10:33 - United States

Today, it's the first day of my Hawaiian honeymoon. We found out that the pool is under construction and our room is infested with roaches. We are paying $375 a night for this. FML

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rinnychan 2

Tuesday 19 May 2009 9:41

You've been together over a year and you didn't know that he hates the outdoors? I gotta say YDI.

flipper_fml 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 9:43

He seems like a jerk...any normal person would at least try to enjoy themselves when the significant other put in that much effort. Sorry, that sucks! On the upside you are in Hawaii!

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Sipos 0

Friday 22 May 2009 14:27

What an idiot. I suggest you look for someone else while he sits in the room reading. Who hates the outdoors and, even if you do, who gets angry at someone for taking them to Hawaii?

that_guy01 0

Friday 22 May 2009 18:11

what kind of fag hates the outdoors. Better yet, what kind of fag hates hawaii. It's the damn beach. Get a real man.

gasmenagerie 0

Friday 22 May 2009 19:30

I hope you get laid by hot surfer while he's back in the room.

superherostiner 0

Friday 22 May 2009 22:21

punch him in the dick. start taking $2 shots of tequila, i'm sure he'll wanna party then!

CidE_fml 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 0:45

Sounds like he's a douche to me.

juicyfruit23 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 0:59

you're an idiot he's a douche i would say break up with him cuz who the **** hates the outdoors but then i realize how much of an idiot you must be for not realizing that and now i think that you're a perfect couple. and if i was you i would go find a hot surfer