Holidays: Today, I'm on vacation. I spent $4000 to surprise my boyfriend...

By Fubar0906 - 19/05/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I'm on vacation. I spent $4000 to surprise my boyfriend on a trip to Hawaii. We have been together over a year. Turns out, he hates the outdoors. He's mad at me for bringing him here and is upset at everything. He's in the room reading, I'm at the bar drinking $10 Mai Tai's. FML

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Today, I landed in Hawaii for my vacation. I have a really bad ear infection, and to top my day off, my girlfriend blurted out mid-flight that she thinks we're not going to work out. Aloha! FML

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By Grrrawrwtf - 03/06/2012 04:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML

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By sadpoorlady - 22/06/2013 09:22 - United Kingdom - Appley Bridge

Today, my boyfriend used the "this isn't working, we need to talk" line on me. How nice of him to wait this long to do so, just days after we returned from the expensive Caribbean holiday that I paid for. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2022 10:00

Today, my son got back from his solo holiday in Hawaii. I asked him what he did. Apparently, he sat in his suite for 2 weeks, watching shit on his laptop. He spent thousands of pounds, flew thousands of miles to one of the nicest islands in the world, all to stay in his room. He could have done that here. FML

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By Stranded - 17/07/2009 07:58 - United States

Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML

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Today, I found out my boyfriend can't swim and we are about to go on a romantic holiday to Zanzibar where all our excursions include water-based activities. His solution is that I just go do them all by myself. FML

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By buggingout - 26/07/2011 10:33 - United States

Today, it's the first day of my Hawaiian honeymoon. We found out that the pool is under construction and our room is infested with roaches. We are paying $375 a night for this. FML

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rinnychan 2

Tuesday 19 May 2009 9:41

You've been together over a year and you didn't know that he hates the outdoors? I gotta say YDI.

flipper_fml 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 9:43

He seems like a jerk...any normal person would at least try to enjoy themselves when the significant other put in that much effort. Sorry, that sucks! On the upside you are in Hawaii!

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strongguard 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 7:16

dump the guy he sounds like huge douche. he could at least pretend to enjoy it or you can just give me the tickets next time and i'll.

luvable_loozer 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 7:17

Hates the outdoors? Are you CAMPING ON THE BEACH?? No, at $4K -- I'm assuming you're staying at a decent place. It's not exactly "roughing" it (esp. if your on Oahu -- let's face it, Honolulu is basically LA with better beaches). Your BF needs to either man up and have a good time or take the next plane back to the mainland so that you can at least have a good time (wink wink)!!!

cypglobalthreat 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 7:48

if this is true **** him literally

that_guy_you_are 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 7:58

What a douche. You should bring home some man-hoe and **** right in front of him.

LoonieBin 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 8:23

What an assfuck. Some people have no sense of...anything.

skyladoragono 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 9:02

If he can't appreciate the fact that you went out of your way for a vacation like THAT, then I think it's time to go shopping for a new boyfriend.

beebeelol 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 9:32

I'd kind of be upset if my girlfriend of over a year took me on a vacation to Hawaii when she should have known that I hate the outdoors. And it's totally possible to hate beaches and things-ugh, sand gets everywhere, the water is salty and hard to swim in, the sun is hot-and the only other things to do are shopping and sightseeing. There's a couple of really cool sightseeing places though, you could research a few and take him there. And I dunno, I think you guys should talk it out-if you apologize for not knowing his tastes, he should apologize for being such a baby about the vacation. If not, you should just enjoy the vacation w/ out him and let him suffer. :D Have fun.

FTL 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 10:10

Dump him and find a fun boyfriend who's not a diva.

EziyaMinamoto 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 11:46

I would say it's both....It's messed up that you spent so much on him, but you should have had an idea of what he likes. I say, make the best of the vacation and do plenty of indoor activities.