By Anonymous - 27/09/2014 02:46 - United States - Vancouver

Today, I'm sick with the worst head cold of my life. For some reason whenever I cough, I also fart. Everyone thinks I'm just trying to cover up flatulence with fake coughing. FML
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Martinez0285 28

At least that's the only thing coming out when you cough... Could be worse :p feel better op

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PenguinBitch 43

Or are you trying to cover your germy coughs with farts? *In a parallel universe*

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llamarrama01 21

Put a hat on. Keeps your head warm.

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andyeatsworld 10

Take the farts with pride and walk away OP.

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tony1891 22

well as long as you dont cough and shart yourself i wouldn't worry about what people think

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wanted_2_want 40

Hahaha. That was so funny that I started farting while laughing. LOL

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AloysiusWeasley 15

No one would be saying anything at all if you were home where you belonged OP, instead of out in public, spreading your disease.

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ImTheAlpha 30

I've tried that whole "staying at home when sick" business. I just ended up being threatened to be taken to court. My mom tried it to before too and she almost got fired. With a naturally sickly person or someone with a very long lasting illness it's just not possible.

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zuitsuitriot 0

I was at home.They edited it to "everyone" from my original "my family" but thanks for being an asshole anyway

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krystenk93 23

Am I the only one who thought of Peter Griffin when I read this?

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katydid91 31

Nooooo...(fart) No.

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