Glue her ****** shut.

why is there people who hit you deserve it button edit probably should of reword it

that's a sticky situation right there :)

Dump her and consider filing assault charges. That is seriously, seriously deranged behavior. I've gotten chemical burns from superglue on my hands and imagining that in such a sensitive place...eek.

What the ever loving **** went through her head that made her think, "yes, this is a good idea"?? I don't know what would be worse- her being that naïve or ignorant to not know it was a bad idea, or her being so malicious or uncaring that she knew it was a bad idea, and did it anyway. Either way, I'd be ******* wary of letting her anywhere near me after something like that. Which, given a relationship is supposed to be based of trust, put the entire relationship at serious risk.

I totally agree with the people suggesting that you break up but using super glue oh her ****** is almost as wrong as what she did to you. On the other hand you might consider. . . supergluing her eyelids open . . . or supergluing her butt cheeks . . . or If she waxes superglue the fingers of her dominant hand to the area just above her ****** . . . or wait until Christmas Eve and after she falls asleep superglue tonsil, garland, and tree ornaments all over her and when she freaks out and complains just tell he that she has no Christmas spirit.

Superglue her ****** lips together

What happens if you get an erection?

No no no no no, that is not funny at all, she could have seriously hurt you. Hope everything went well OP

soap, water and a little bit of acetone so it's not so harsh on your skin and you could have saved yourself a lot of medical bills.