By b.fritz - 24/09/2016 10:02 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I'm sitting in the emergency room because my girlfriend thought it would be funny to superglue my penis to my thigh while I was sleeping. FML
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daniel271 13

Break up with her that's not funny and harmful

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CliffyB03 28

There wouldn't be any argument, I just know that if I EVER did that, I'd be giving my ring back.

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RichardPencil 30

It kinda is funny -- to a psychopath. If you stick with her (pun intended), just go strictly anal with her -- you do not want to procreate with such an asshole.

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trucker2 33

I can see miracle grow, perhaps even fix a flat.... But, not super glue... Unless she chipped a tooth on it.... Send her to the dentist next time, (glue)

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FalloutScrolls 25

This is breakup worthy. This "prank" pushes way into the territory of all out abuse. I'd also send her the bill. Something like this could be long-term harmful, and I hope everything turns out OK with your body.

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TheNewGuy03 28

It would be an interesting story to tell the next person he dates if the topic of previous relationships ever comes up. Girl: "So why did you break up with your last girl?" OP: "She, um, superglued my dick to my thigh." Girl: [stares in WTF] "...Oh..."

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Leviathene 34

That is a violation. Sexual misconduct goes both ways, women can be just as reckless and harmful as men. I would really consider if this is a healthy relationship. You didn't deserve that.

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Arnoud 19

Ahh sounds awfull OP. Hope you will be fine ;). Really cant believe she thought that to be funny

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Harshie 10

I guess you're kinda stuck in that relationship

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