By anonymous - 24/09/2016 13:10 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I was told I needed to start carrying bandaids with me at work because practically every day I hurt myself. FML
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MessedUpLife00 13

How does one manage to hurt themselves everyday, what is your job?

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opis34 14

Well it can't be that bad if it's only band aids right...

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Arnoud 19

That sucks op :( hope you dont hurt yourself too bad. What kind of work do you do? Maybe you have to do you work more carefully

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delfino1604 24

I keep a few handy just in case.

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XQuartzX 15

I do as well, and my friends claimed me weird. What's so wrong with being prepared?

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anythingrandom 23

keep some at the office only? On the bright side, they care for you!

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MessedUpLife00 13

How does one manage to hurt themselves everyday, what is your job?

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Googolman 29

I imagine it being some office job, which just makes it funnier seeing as it doesn't require a lot of physical work.

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GhostFox 33

A lot of things can impact coordination in minor ways that are nevertheless enough to make someone injury-prone. Autism spectrum disorders, joint stability issues, allergies, etc. If you have more than one, it gets really fun.

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FalloutScrolls 25

I thought I was the only one. I'm not alone.

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RichardPencil 30

Please say you're in food service! I have a lot of vampire friends.

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Arkham_Callabero 15

I wasn't aware that Dracula enjoyed fine dining establishments

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RichardPencil 30

#14, it could also be fast food. Some of the members of Team Edward can't afford fancy eating. They blew all their money on Twilight swag.

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yerawizardlizzy 27

I often wonder how these FMLs get published and mine don't. Not that I feel self-important, but really? Being accident prone is unfortunate and pesky, but at least you aren't the person in colonoscopy FML under this.

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