By anonymous - 24/09/2016 13:10 - United States - Federal Way
Same thing different taste
The ole paper cut excuse
By alliwantisabandaid - 11/02/2011 08:27
By irony - 16/08/2009 07:05 - United States
ER time
By sero - 10/08/2022 04:00 - United States - Denver
By AHHH_REPTAR - 23/06/2016 04:54 - United States - Spearfish
By Anonymous - 09/06/2011 16:35 - United States
By sore - 21/01/2009 01:08 - Australia
By Bullocks - 27/04/2012 05:49 - United States - Rochester
By twnty1 - 31/05/2010 15:43 - United States
By Ian Artis - 12/07/2012 18:28 - United States
By StupidNurse - 26/01/2012 21:57 - Germany
Top comments
Comments
Well it can't be that bad if it's only band aids right...
That sucks op :( hope you dont hurt yourself too bad. What kind of work do you do? Maybe you have to do you work more carefully
Sorry
Bubble wrap time
I do as well, and my friends claimed me weird. What's so wrong with being prepared?
keep some at the office only? On the bright side, they care for you!
How does one manage to hurt themselves everyday, what is your job?
I imagine it being some office job, which just makes it funnier seeing as it doesn't require a lot of physical work.
KNIFE FACTORY!!!!!!
A lot of things can impact coordination in minor ways that are nevertheless enough to make someone injury-prone. Autism spectrum disorders, joint stability issues, allergies, etc. If you have more than one, it gets really fun.
Please say you're in food service! I have a lot of vampire friends.
I wasn't aware that Dracula enjoyed fine dining establishments
Oh gosh if so don't tell Buffy
#14, it could also be fast food. Some of the members of Team Edward can't afford fancy eating. They blew all their money on Twilight swag.
I've never related to a post so much.
I often wonder how these FMLs get published and mine don't. Not that I feel self-important, but really? Being accident prone is unfortunate and pesky, but at least you aren't the person in colonoscopy FML under this.
Maybe you should file a lawsuit.
Or break up with FML.
Keywords
![FMyLife](/images/v2/logo-fml.png)
![FMyLife](/images/v2/logo-fml.png)
Bubble wrap time
How does one manage to hurt themselves everyday, what is your job?