By cmoney6452 - 01/03/2012 16:17 - United States

Today, I'm so sick that I'm drinking fluids just to make it hurt less when I puke. FML
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Dommon 7

You have to drink in order to clean your body and have something to bake with.

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DontClickOnMe 28

Aww I hate the feeling of throwing up. It hurts like hell. Hope you feel better, OP!

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disney_blonde 16

So the FML is that you're sick? Everyone gets sick. You're supposed to drink fluids to prevent dehydration when you puke.

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whitey53 5

Well, at least you don't blow chunks.

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DrMime 10

Yikes, that's no fun. I remember when I was heaving chunks due to a bad case of salmonella, which wad caused by eating too much salmon and nutella!

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PlaidPanda 9

Ahh.. You almost got me! Lol. I was going to comment on what a weird combination that was, then the light blinked on. :p

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lovealwayssam 14

just spent four days in the hospital with nothing to eat or drink, NPO as they call it. It was a nightmare. Keep drinking, or else you are going the throw up bile. Now that is a nightmare. Trust me.

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OCDC 9

NPO - nothing by mouth

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Pelreskovich 11

That makes sense. It's bad for you to vomit pure stomach bile, the acid is extremely harmful. Hence why many bulimic people have awful looking teeth.

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desireev 17

It sounds crazy, OP, but continue to drink lots of fluids and lay on the couch, belly to the couch, ball up your fists, and place them on your lower stomach. It may be uncomfortable at first, but the pressure will ease the tensing of the stomach,(which is making you want to vomit), and you'll feel better! Drink lots of liquids! Eat some chicken noodle soup! And, if you have one, cut a lemon in half and smell the citrus aroma. A couple home-remedies for you! Get well soon, OP! :)

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TheRealBruce 12

I can tell you will be a good mother one day.:)

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desireev 17

I'm already a fantastic mother! :) Not trying to brag in any way at all! But I take care of my baby! ;) Thank you very much for your comment! Very nice to hear..

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perdix 29

Dry heaves are the worst! That's yet another thing that outranks hernias and Rebecca Black for horribleness.

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DrMime 10

What about Rebecca black -heaving hernia causing elves on you?

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