Health: Today, I'm so sick that I'm drinking fluids just to make it hurt... - FML

By cmoney6452 - 01/03/2012 16:17 - United States

Today, I'm so sick that I'm drinking fluids just to make it hurt less when I puke. FML

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By SickSmick - 09/02/2010 12:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I have the flu, food poisoning, and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2014 20:35 - United States - New Iberia

Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML

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Today, after finishing a bottle and a half of pure cranberry juice to flush my bladder for a possible infection, I've been spewing liquid shits all day, my asshole burns and it hurts to sit. FML

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By Preggo - 10/12/2016 01:51

Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML

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By Sickie. - 02/09/2010 16:03 - United States

Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up to feel better. My long nails sliced open my throat from the inside, and I threw up blood. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2022 12:00 - Australia

Today, I'm in agony. I can't eat or drink anything without being in pain, including water. Doctors don't know what's wrong with me, and can only prescribe me painkillers I can only take 3 times a day. FML

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By not_fakingit - 22/09/2013 04:26 - Canada - Montr?al

Today, I joked with my boss about calling in sick to work tomorrow with food poisoning to avoid taking the Sunday shift. Tonight, I'm sitting on the toilet bowl in agonizing pain with combination diarrhea and vomiting. My shift starts in 3 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 14:00

Today, I got really sick after drinking a lot of alcohol and started throwing up. Every time I threw up into the toilet, the water would splash back up into my face. FML

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By jdch_99 - 03/11/2012 05:34 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I'm at home, sick with walking pneumonia and a raging UTI. Every time I cough, I piss myself. I'm now having to lie on a bath towel and garbage bags until the meds kick in. FML

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By Meagan Ortiz - 16/08/2020 23:02

Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML

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Dommon 7

Thursday 1 March 2012 18:52

You have to drink in order to clean your body and have something to bake with.

DontClickOnMe 28

Thursday 1 March 2012 18:53

Aww I hate the feeling of throwing up. It hurts like hell. Hope you feel better, OP!

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silentbutfunny 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 20:42

I think the thumbs down voice other peoples opinion

KriiFahMoro 9

Thursday 1 March 2012 20:48

"chillin like a villain"? More like chilling like a pedophile. HAH.

machinaexdeus 8

Thursday 1 March 2012 20:51

Well, good thing you're not drinking solids, at least.

KriiFahMoro 9

Thursday 1 March 2012 20:53

"Drink Gatorade. It's better then water, and tastes better too." Lol all Water Boy quotes aside, you should drink lots of gatorade in a situation like that. And water, so that Bobby Boucher doesn't tackle you to the ground.

picklemonger 13

Thursday 1 March 2012 21:08

you're supposed to drink fluids! vomiting is a very dehydrating activity so you *have to* replace the fluids you're losing! hang in there!

linkinpark98 23

Friday 2 March 2012 1:31

That is the biggest pickle I have ever seen in my life.

coolidgesmith 2

Thursday 1 March 2012 21:12

am i pretty

katcot99 11

Thursday 1 March 2012 21:22

That is normal

masaha11 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 21:42

Ahhhh that kind of night .

ColorfulSmiles 7

Thursday 1 March 2012 21:52

Feel better !

DontModMeDammit 10

Thursday 1 March 2012 22:07

44 you mean your pedo senses are becoming erect?

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