Health: Today, I'm so sick that I'm drinking fluids just to make it hurt... - FML

By cmoney6452 - 01/03/2012 16:17 - United States

Today, I'm so sick that I'm drinking fluids just to make it hurt less when I puke. FML

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By SickSmick - 09/02/2010 12:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I have the flu, food poisoning, and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML

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Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML

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Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML

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By not_fakingit - 22/09/2013 04:26 - Canada - Montr?al

Today, I joked with my boss about calling in sick to work tomorrow with food poisoning to avoid taking the Sunday shift. Tonight, I'm sitting on the toilet bowl in agonizing pain with combination diarrhea and vomiting. My shift starts in 3 hours. FML

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Today, I got really sick after drinking a lot of alcohol and started throwing up. Every time I threw up into the toilet, the water would splash back up into my face. FML

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By jdch_99 - 03/11/2012 05:34 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I'm at home, sick with walking pneumonia and a raging UTI. Every time I cough, I piss myself. I'm now having to lie on a bath towel and garbage bags until the meds kick in. FML

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Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML

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Dommon 7

Thursday 1 March 2012 18:52

You have to drink in order to clean your body and have something to bake with.

DontClickOnMe 28

Thursday 1 March 2012 18:53

Aww I hate the feeling of throwing up. It hurts like hell. Hope you feel better, OP!

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hellonyancat 6

Thursday 1 March 2012 22:55

I hate being sick. I panic so much. I hope you feel better soon OP. Keep drinking fluids if/when you can. If you are keeping absolutely nothing down for over 24 hours I'd consider calling a doctor.

tlovesdolphins 16

Thursday 1 March 2012 23:12

Try ginger snaps or ginger bread men if you can. That was the only thing that helped when I was pregnant. Ginger apparently helps settle stomachs.

MsMeiriona 2

Friday 2 March 2012 6:10

Ginger ale would be even better, ginger and hydration. But I always go for ginger ale if queasy.

vivalavida9111 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 23:13

i hate puking!! ugh feel better soon!!

Honestly_Lainey 21

Thursday 1 March 2012 23:16

That's a little gross but hey, if it works, who cares right? *gives you virtual teddy bear* I hope you feel better soon OP

j_cat187 19

Thursday 1 March 2012 23:30

Yea don't drink milk. Fruit juice tends to take the sour bite off of puke.

Waking_Wrissa 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 23:36

Eck! I hate throwing up. Sip lightly on some water/gatoraide/poweraide to get your stomach used to taking things in again and so you don't dehydrate. Feel better!

amyrules99 7

Thursday 1 March 2012 23:56

Awww! Feel better! I'm in the hospital right now with a stomach bug and I'm doing the same thing. Hope u get well soon!

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 2 March 2012 2:14

The worst.

coletrain11 5

Friday 2 March 2012 2:23

If you live in Ohio, maybe you go to Miami University because today is Green Beer Day! It could explain your puking.

sliz225 6

Friday 2 March 2012 2:28

Aww, I have been there . . . except drinking made me throw up, immediately . . . and so I didn't drink, and threw up anyway, and it still hurt . . . I ended in the hospital . . . Sorry, sorry. Good luck getting better, really.

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