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By bobthereaper - 27/06/2018 11:00 - United States - Aurora

Today, I made a cheese quesadilla and some grapes for my lunch. My mom saw, snatched the plate away from me, and threw the food away because those foods don't "go together". FML
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DanielleinDC 33

What the hell is wrong with your mom? And what does she care what you eat?

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DanielleinDC 33

What the hell is wrong with your mom? And what does she care what you eat?

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RichardPencil 30

She’s his mom. Moms always care what their kids eat!

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DanielleinDC 33

Yeah, there's worrying about your kid having proper nutrition and being the food police at two things that just don't go together.

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tranced_ 45

Oh there's an idiom that goes like "monkey doesn't knows the taste of ginger".. 😕 it sounds funnier in Hindi the.

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thatslifeiguess7 16

So she would rather throw away food

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RichardPencil 30

She probably saved your life! I’ve never heard anyone eating quesadillas and grapes, so anyone who did must have died immediately and didn’t live to tell. By the way, cheese quesadillas is redundant.

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Yudith 24

I eat grapes with my quesadillas every time grapes are in special and I have tortillas. So I eat grapes with quesadillas quite often. It's a complete meal, it's cheap and unless you're lactose intolerant, it's harmless. Bananas on a cheese pizza, however...

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WHSKitty 7

Ewww to bananas on a cheese pizza... lmao

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manb91uk 22

Just tell her it's fusion... Mexitalian

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chris_lillo 15

Don't ever eat pineapple pizza in front of her 😬

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BeachMammal 8

And disrespectful parents wonder why their children don't like or respect them.

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