Work: Today, I made a fresh juice for a customer. He called the cops...

By Alice - 27/05/2011 05:46 - Australia

Today, I made a fresh juice for a customer. He called the cops because the juice was too acidic for him. He sat in a corner and waited for two hours for them to arrive. Obviously, they didn't turn up. So he yelled at me and left. FML

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Today, at my supermarket job, I told an elderly woman that we no longer sell her favorite juice due to supply chain issues. She got so upset that she peed on the floor. I had to clean it up. I don’t get paid enough for this. FML

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redbluegreen 40

Friday 27 May 2011 12:04

The guy really needs to concentrate on more important things than juice.

shadow33456 1

Friday 27 May 2011 12:00

haha wow what a idiot

Comments

wafflerampage 0

Friday 27 May 2011 22:23

Lol

pink_raindrops 26

Friday 27 May 2011 23:04

For some reason I doubt that he called the cops before he complained to you. If he did I think he might need some kind of therapy..if he didn't though why would you not just give him a glass of water? If someone complained to me that the juice i made was too strong I would just water it down, that might just be me though.

mika1010 5

Friday 27 May 2011 23:27

and then he comes back later and the same thing happens he is truly stupid

gishbish 2

Saturday 28 May 2011 0:40

Asshole, not everyone should be treated kindly!

Pownzeez 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 0:45

i see ur skill in making juice is not basic enough for him.

YacL 15

Saturday 28 May 2011 1:25

Calm down, lady. You know how hard it is to translate sarcasm and stuff like that through text? Yes, it is conformed: there is a strong need for a sarcastic font.