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By ahhhhhh - 12/02/2015 17:23 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML

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By adam - 03/02/2010 20:10 - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

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By jess - 08/04/2012 14:30 - United States - Mount Vernon

Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2023 07:30 - United States

Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML

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By MexyBoy - 11/06/2019 16:08

Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML

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By thissucks - 21/02/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML

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By ZAS - 15/06/2009 07:45 - United States

Today, my mom and I rented a hotel room. She decided to go to bed, while I watched MythBusters. Apparently, my mom got hot while she slept. She threw the covers off of herself and pulled up her night-gown. I turned to find out that my mother does not wear underwear when she sleeps. FML

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By Imretarded - 24/05/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML

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By MrMagicMan000 - 25/08/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sounds of birds singing, the smell of butter pancakes in the air, and thought to myself, "Wow, today is going to be great day. I can feel it!" Excited, I jumped out of bed and threw open the door to see my 58 year-old mother doing her morning stretches in the nude. FML

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By bob - 05/02/2011 12:02 - United States

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML

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Welshite 39

Friday 13 February 2015 0:12

It's not called a birthday suit for nothing.

GOtllt 17

Friday 13 February 2015 0:09

If she was sleeping, pretend like you didn't see. Best not to scar both of you.

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p36288 17

Friday 13 February 2015 7:00

just watched this in FX The Americans S2E2, the daughter went to parents' room without knocking and saw they're naked blowing... very awkward

StarkWolf_fml 23

Friday 13 February 2015 7:14

in the words of Dark Helmet: knock on my door! knock next time!

wegetrz 14

Friday 13 February 2015 7:25

Well it aint called a bday suit for nothin..

trulypar 34

Friday 13 February 2015 7:46

It could have been worse, mom and dad could have been in the middle of morning birthday sex when you walked in...gotta see the glass half full on this one.

TXAnonymous210 7

Friday 13 February 2015 8:06

provee itt

makkarari 18

Friday 13 February 2015 8:23

That was a very sweet gesture, but may I suggest in the future just making her breakfast and setting it up nicely at the table, then knocking on her door and letting her know.

wallmaria 15

Friday 13 February 2015 9:12

my mom casually walks around the house naked all the time lol i'm used to it

catmint 13

Friday 13 February 2015 9:24

So? Never seen breasts before?

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Friday 13 February 2015 12:25

Time to pull out that brain bleach. Eye soap might be needed too.

Catdragon 40

Friday 13 February 2015 13:15

my mom walks around naked, so I see it every day.

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Today, I went to get my blood drawn to see how far along I am pregnant. The lady stuck both my arms twice and then busted a vein in my right arm. She told me to come back tomorrow to try again. FML

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