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By ahhhhhh - 12/02/2015 17:23 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML

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By adam - 03/02/2010 20:10 - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

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By jess - 08/04/2012 14:30 - United States - Mount Vernon

Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2023 07:30 - United States

Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML

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By MexyBoy - 11/06/2019 16:08

Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML

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By thissucks - 21/02/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML

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By ZAS - 15/06/2009 07:45 - United States

Today, my mom and I rented a hotel room. She decided to go to bed, while I watched MythBusters. Apparently, my mom got hot while she slept. She threw the covers off of herself and pulled up her night-gown. I turned to find out that my mother does not wear underwear when she sleeps. FML

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By Imretarded - 24/05/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML

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No place like home

By MrMagicMan000 - 25/08/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sounds of birds singing, the smell of butter pancakes in the air, and thought to myself, "Wow, today is going to be great day. I can feel it!" Excited, I jumped out of bed and threw open the door to see my 58 year-old mother doing her morning stretches in the nude. FML

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By bob - 05/02/2011 12:02 - United States

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML

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Welshite 39

Friday 13 February 2015 0:12

It's not called a birthday suit for nothing.

GOtllt 17

Friday 13 February 2015 0:09

If she was sleeping, pretend like you didn't see. Best not to scar both of you.

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zhifii 16

Friday 13 February 2015 14:18

you are a girl and its your mom! whats wrong with you?

makynen86 9

Friday 13 February 2015 14:47

well why didn't you knock. I was taught it was rude to enter someone else's room without knocking first

THISGIRL1991 3

Friday 13 February 2015 16:38

Im the OP. Dad was at work, and moms door was open. I would never enter without knocking, lol.

elvispaada 11

Friday 13 February 2015 20:15

That makes sense, lol

BamBAmGG 14

Friday 13 February 2015 17:38

She was just in her birthday suit! Woot Woot!?

jtsfml4 1

Friday 13 February 2015 19:15

is she hot?

amazinghermit 14

Friday 13 February 2015 19:45

ew ew ew ew.

MrsKilown 20

Friday 13 February 2015 19:58

Don't walk in your parents room without knocking first. Personally, I can't and won't sleep in clothes.

jdnaus 13

Friday 13 February 2015 20:37

Cream cheese muffin anyone?

wazzup206 7

Friday 13 February 2015 21:24

Knock didnt come to mind?

Kittyphysics 21

Friday 13 February 2015 21:25

birthday sex.

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Today, I submitted my application to a restaurant as a server. The manager, who is more than 30 years older than me, said he'd be calling me. He later texted me asking for a date instead of giving me a job. FML

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Today, I met my boyfriend’s 6 year-old son. The first thing he said to me was, "You’re not going to leave us for another man like mommy did, right?" FML

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