Love: Today, I made out with a boy for the first time. I belched into... - FML

By NoMoreTacoBell - 04/06/2015 16:21 - United States - Herndon

Today, I made out with a boy for the first time. I belched into his mouth. FML

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NoMoreTacoBell 7

Saturday 6 June 2015 7:59

Hahaha I never thought this would get posted! So the long story is, me and this boy have been best friends for a long time, Taco Bell and burping contests are a regular part of our friendship (and many other less-gross things). First of all let's clear up that I DID NOT VOMIT in his mouth. Not that a burp is much better but oh well. We just started dating recently so I was mortified, but our being best friends helped us both laugh it off in the end. Definitely should have called this one TacoBelch.

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pugpuggy 21

Friday 5 June 2015 12:07

Did you not feel if coming up and back away?

igg125 30

Friday 5 June 2015 12:16

F His L!

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Carebeareatu 23

Friday 5 June 2015 12:32

Better out than in? No, but seriously, F his life.

Dreamsorrow93 24

Friday 5 June 2015 12:35

Well Id make a bad pun about this, but I can't seem to belch one out.

0mysteriousman0 22

Friday 5 June 2015 12:42

Ahhhh. South Park love...

chris_mates 18

Friday 5 June 2015 12:45

Talk about having a sick time...

akai4986 16

Friday 5 June 2015 13:16

Gross, he is not gonna try to kiss any girl after this because he is developing a phobia from this ..

tranced_ 45

Friday 5 June 2015 13:32

aah sweet memories forever. .

worldclassrager 39

Friday 5 June 2015 13:40

Could have been worse...right?

JonathanKG 12

Friday 5 June 2015 13:42

You say Tacobell, I say Tacohell...

icares_fml 11

Friday 5 June 2015 14:16

If he thinks your hot it won't matter. Lol

xcarlito615x 24

Friday 5 June 2015 14:23

Hey it could've worse...

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