Love: Today, I made out with a boy for the first time. I belched into... - FML

By NoMoreTacoBell - 04/06/2015 16:21 - United States - Herndon

Today, I made out with a boy for the first time. I belched into his mouth. FML

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NoMoreTacoBell 7

Saturday 6 June 2015 7:59

Hahaha I never thought this would get posted! So the long story is, me and this boy have been best friends for a long time, Taco Bell and burping contests are a regular part of our friendship (and many other less-gross things). First of all let's clear up that I DID NOT VOMIT in his mouth. Not that a burp is much better but oh well. We just started dating recently so I was mortified, but our being best friends helped us both laugh it off in the end. Definitely should have called this one TacoBelch.

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pugpuggy 21

Friday 5 June 2015 12:07

Did you not feel if coming up and back away?

igg125 30

Friday 5 June 2015 12:16

F His L!

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youngdiva101 2

Sunday 7 June 2015 21:50

My boyfriend did that to me before lol no biggie doe lol ?

x_3p1kn4d3sh0t_x 6

Tuesday 9 June 2015 4:45

22000th your life sucks!

wordsandzombies 12

Wednesday 10 June 2015 16:23

Passionate kiss becomes passionate burp. I feel you OP, gets you every time.

at0micmin3r 23

Monday 15 June 2015 10:12

Lucahjin? Is that you?

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