By NoMoreTacoBell - 04/06/2015 16:21 - United States - Herndon

Today, I made out with a boy for the first time. I belched into his mouth. FML
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NoMoreTacoBell 7

Hahaha I never thought this would get posted! So the long story is, me and this boy have been best friends for a long time, Taco Bell and burping contests are a regular part of our friendship (and many other less-gross things). First of all let's clear up that I DID NOT VOMIT in his mouth. Not that a burp is much better but oh well. We just started dating recently so I was mortified, but our being best friends helped us both laugh it off in the end. Definitely should have called this one TacoBelch.

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pugpuggy 21

Did you not feel if coming up and back away?

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ilanie04 16

why Is that bad for you? that's disgusting. FML for him. no pity from me!

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johncanact 13

I'm sure he completely understood and still looks at you the same way he did when you guys first met. Just kidding that's ******* gross

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alex_gen 38

I know I've seen this post before.

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CandyApple88 13

You should have pulled away. F his life. Totally with him if he avoids you in future.

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CandyApple88 13

1. Next time you don't like a boy, have the guts to tell him yourself, instead of making a reason to have him turn you down. 2. If that is your thing, that is totally gross. Do you enjoy skat too?

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aislinn_skye 10

Wow, way to jump to conclusions. Where in there does it say that OP was trying to get rid of the dude?

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MzZombicidal 36

Wtf? OP wouldn't have posted this as an FML situation if they were doing it to avoid making out with the guy. Why would they have any reason to be embarrassed if that was the goal? What a weird conclusion to jump to...

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RabbitOfAurora 28

Scat. And don't fetish shame. If consenting adults participate in such activities that's their business. You can't pick and choose your kinks just like you can't decide which gender you're attracted to or the color of your skin. If it's not your thing that's okay, because it's not for a lot of people (me included), but that's no reason to be an asshole about it.

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vinnerator 7

at least you were sharing your lunch with him

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jezka374 15

Definitely a F his L moment! I'm waiting for the follow up from his side on FML! :)

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