Love: Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle;... - FML

By Anonymous - 12/02/2011 16:52 - United States

Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML

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ErbodyLuvsDaLulz 4

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:24

YDI for having two girlfriends.

tacobird123 7

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:26

Why cheat in the first place you scum?

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jcingram 2

Sunday 13 February 2011 15:21

my girl gotta girlfriend lol

DigitalKnight 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 15:24

It's not a love triangle. It's a ******* cheating triangle.

kportal69 5

Sunday 13 February 2011 15:40

ehh it's true though. too many girls kiss another girl and scream I'm bisexual. you aren't bisexual until you've ****** the shit out of a guy AND girl. and that means give NOT receive.

zarin_fml 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 15:44

cuz that's something to complain about

bonghits4jesus 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 15:49

karma man

Zigma_fml 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 16:14

Ummm... I'm not feeling sorry for you dude. For one: you have 2 girlfriends, and two: THREESOME!

tashempt 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 16:18

welll thats kinda good dude a threesome 2chicks

coupcooper 1

Sunday 13 February 2011 16:26

there's a problem here?

usmcsupporter 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 16:29

That would be totally awesome....i would love for my girlfriend to have a girlfriend

Dweron 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 16:55

most guys would find this a win, not a fml, then again most guys are stupid

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