Love: Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle;... - FML

By Anonymous - 12/02/2011 16:52 - United States

Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2021 02:01 - Luxembourg - Luxembourg

Today, I discovered the man I'm in love with, the only person I've found attractive in the past 8 years, has a girlfriend, and has done for almost a year. I feel physically sick. FML

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ErbodyLuvsDaLulz 4

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:24

YDI for having two girlfriends.

tacobird123 7

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:26

Why cheat in the first place you scum?

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HBubble 3

Sunday 13 February 2011 11:26

You lucky bastard

paleontology 2

Sunday 13 February 2011 11:26

Does anyone else feel the need to post a comment with the word "threesome" in it and congratulate the OP on how "lucky" he is, despite 80% of the comments in this fml having already mentioned your GENIUS idea? Yes?

ktdad07 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 11:48

Yeah, because all of boners' posts are completely serious. Calm the **** down.

blgjohnnyy 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 12:12

take advantage of the situation man!!

Yousuck24 21

Sunday 13 February 2011 12:18

3 some time!

davek 36

Sunday 13 February 2011 12:43

Threesome! Also I like milk seven.

KirkaLiscious 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 12:58

cool

LilaBear 1

Sunday 13 February 2011 13:56

as opposed to a false love triangle?

meteor_stream 9

Sunday 13 February 2011 13:57

Don't worry OP, they will also join their powers as they come to murder you at night. Your love triangle situation won't last for long.

BradenLock 4

Sunday 13 February 2011 14:04

*****

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