Love: Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle;... - FML

By Anonymous - 12/02/2011 16:52 - United States

Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML

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By Forever Alone x2 - 07/01/2012 19:47 - United States

Today, I found out that the only two people I've had feelings for in years are both dating each other. FML

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Today, I found that the only two people I've ever been in love with fell in love with one another. FML

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Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML

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By Bridget - 11/05/2013 04:01 - Canada - Orangeville

Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2017 14:00

Today, I found out that my crazy stalker got a crazy stalker too. And she's also stalking me. So basically, I'm in some sort of a stalking triangle. FML

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By SalemSyfer - 25/01/2021 10:57 - Canada - Belleville

Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2024 09:00 - France - Paris

Today, after I started dating a guy and a girl simultaneously to keep my options open, they turned out to be siblings. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2021 02:01 - Luxembourg - Luxembourg

Today, I discovered the man I'm in love with, the only person I've found attractive in the past 8 years, has a girlfriend, and has done for almost a year. I feel physically sick. FML

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By me - 21/08/2013 23:45 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML

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ErbodyLuvsDaLulz 4

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:24

YDI for having two girlfriends.

tacobird123 7

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:26

Why cheat in the first place you scum?

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redark 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 17:12

no fml thats awesome

putfakenamehere 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 17:19

This reminds me too much of George Lopez. You are Ernie and those girls were using you for rides.

RavenNight 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 17:43

dnt cheat idiot you completely deserve tht one

handspiker2 3

Sunday 13 February 2011 17:56

that problem can be solved with an threesome! by the sounds of it you wont have a problem convincing them as they have no problem being around another lady.

exotramp 5

Sunday 13 February 2011 18:24

I agree with 43's response. too many pseudolesbians and pseudobisexuals around. not enough of the real thing around.

dudehaha 4

Sunday 13 February 2011 18:32

lucky

zomglol 3

Sunday 13 February 2011 19:00

Dude that is amazing.

giftie11 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 19:01

pig.

r9310 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 19:06

your obviously gay... on no way is this bad...

FATTY_MCDOOGLE 29

Sunday 13 February 2011 19:20

Unless the site messed up, I'm not seeing the bad part here.

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