Miscellaneous: Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my...

By comfort_ - 27/03/2015 03:28 - United States - Dalton

Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML

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By goincrazy - 16/07/2012 08:12 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my thoughts that I'm going crazy were confirmed when I got into the shower with my socks on. The worst part is that I didn't realize it for a good five minutes. FML

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By billy - 31/03/2015 10:54 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML

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By Dumbass - 19/11/2022 06:00

Today, I went to change my socks after I stepped in a puddle of water. As I walked out of my bedroom with a fresh pair of socks, I stepped in the puddle again. Three times. That's four pairs of socks ruined. God, I'm such a dumbass sometimes. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2010 20:53 - United States

Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML

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We've all done it

By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 04:00

Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall and the toilet paper had ran out. I had to use the socks I'd just bought. FML

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By blabla - 28/10/2011 13:30 - Brazil

Today, I rushed home during a torrential downpour. When I got back, I went to take a pee and took off my wet socks while I had the chance. Once I finished, I stood up with used toilet paper in one hand and wet socks in the other. Guess which I tossed into the toilet. FML

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Will people notice?

By Anonymous - 31/03/2023 04:00

Today, I put on a sock. Then another sock. When I got into public, I realized my two socks were slightly different shades of blue. FML

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By YeahItsmecoolhuh - 17/02/2011 06:50 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML

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Socks 4 Life

By Socklessandsmelly - 26/05/2009 06:10 - United States

Today, after 7 hours on my feet at work, my boyfriend picked me up. Relieved, I took off my shoes. Suddenly, he looked up and sniffed, asking, "Is that your feet?" I'd forgotten to put on socks in my rush to work. He made me put my shoes back on and sit in the back, windows open. FML

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By Sh.H - 23/02/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, before a big formal banquet, I went tanning because I wanted to look good in my cocktail dress. I got out of the tanning bed only to realize that I had left my socks on. FML

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Secret_Ninjaa 35

Friday 27 March 2015 11:11

How does one manage to do that?

feven 32

Friday 27 March 2015 11:16

You didn't wonder why your feet suddenly change colors?

Comments

brendejafulable 41

Friday 27 March 2015 14:11

I find this really strange. You obviously are not very observant.

False_Stupidity 41

Friday 27 March 2015 20:13

Obviously a great observation there captain obvious.

beararm 11

Friday 27 March 2015 14:15

Mondays. ... wait it's Friday bro/ma FYL

vikky538 28

Friday 27 March 2015 14:43

I couldn't figure out how one can do that...I am still trying to paint a picture...nope...nothing....

lilybadilly25 15

Friday 27 March 2015 16:15

I know the feeling! I frequently shower with my glasses on and don't realize it until I knock them off my face with a towel..!

LovelyDeadGirl 13

Friday 27 March 2015 17:58

I do that with my glasses on occasion. XD It happens. No worries.

bassfisher100 23

Friday 27 March 2015 18:04

have you ever been so tired that you just...

monsieur_sammy 7

Friday 27 March 2015 18:38

Well on the bright side, you now have clean socks!

taybear0 14

Friday 27 March 2015 20:26

This is really funny, but not really an fml.

DevilsMetsGiants 30

Friday 27 March 2015 21:04

I think we need more details

zarrganaut 17

Friday 27 March 2015 21:41

Now you don't have to wash your socks!

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