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By comfort_ - 27/03/2015 03:28 - United States - Dalton

Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML

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By goincrazy - 16/07/2012 08:12 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my thoughts that I'm going crazy were confirmed when I got into the shower with my socks on. The worst part is that I didn't realize it for a good five minutes. FML

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By billy - 31/03/2015 10:54 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML

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By Dumbass - 19/11/2022 06:00

Today, I went to change my socks after I stepped in a puddle of water. As I walked out of my bedroom with a fresh pair of socks, I stepped in the puddle again. Three times. That's four pairs of socks ruined. God, I'm such a dumbass sometimes. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2010 20:53 - United States

Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML

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We've all done it

By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 04:00

Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall and the toilet paper had ran out. I had to use the socks I'd just bought. FML

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By blabla - 28/10/2011 13:30 - Brazil

Today, I rushed home during a torrential downpour. When I got back, I went to take a pee and took off my wet socks while I had the chance. Once I finished, I stood up with used toilet paper in one hand and wet socks in the other. Guess which I tossed into the toilet. FML

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Will people notice?

By Anonymous - 31/03/2023 04:00

Today, I put on a sock. Then another sock. When I got into public, I realized my two socks were slightly different shades of blue. FML

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By Cat poo - 23/12/2024 16:00 - United States - Smithtown

Today, I woke up, put on my fuzzy socks, walked down my hallway, and stepped in cat vomit. I took off my now wet socks, continued walking down the hallway, and stepped barefoot in cat shit. FML

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By YeahItsmecoolhuh - 17/02/2011 06:50 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML

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Socks 4 Life

By Socklessandsmelly - 26/05/2009 06:10 - United States

Today, after 7 hours on my feet at work, my boyfriend picked me up. Relieved, I took off my shoes. Suddenly, he looked up and sniffed, asking, "Is that your feet?" I'd forgotten to put on socks in my rush to work. He made me put my shoes back on and sit in the back, windows open. FML

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Secret_Ninjaa 35

Friday 27 March 2015 11:11

How does one manage to do that?

feven 32

Friday 27 March 2015 11:16

You didn't wonder why your feet suddenly change colors?

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abNormal62 23

Friday 27 March 2015 12:19

Did you imagine yourself as a hobbit standing under the waterfall? Come on admit it Frodo

Jujuboo_3 25

Friday 27 March 2015 12:39

Oh my feet are red... Hmm whatever I'll just wash them.

mbuck87 19

Friday 27 March 2015 12:41

Have you ever been so high that you ...

Rozeyyy 25

Friday 27 March 2015 12:47

How distracted were you? Haha this definitely calls for a follow up

pete9913 23

Friday 27 March 2015 12:56

I've gotta say YDI. How can you actually wash your feet and not know you had socks on? Could you wash your face. and not realize it's covered in mud?

catanita 18

Friday 27 March 2015 13:05

As well as your socks. Water economy.

Kal759 14

Friday 27 March 2015 13:23

That actually sounds pretty impressive. I wish I could zone out like that at work.

mads_nicole 19

Friday 27 March 2015 13:38

I did something similar but with my glasses on instead!

Calfml2 8

Friday 27 March 2015 13:47

You need coffee. ..strong coffee, and lots of it.

umadbrobro 8

Friday 27 March 2015 13:54

Blame it on my add baby..

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