Miscellaneous: Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my...

By comfort_ - 27/03/2015 03:28 - United States - Dalton

Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 558

You deserved it 10 192

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By goincrazy - 16/07/2012 08:12 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my thoughts that I'm going crazy were confirmed when I got into the shower with my socks on. The worst part is that I didn't realize it for a good five minutes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 307

You deserved it 5 485

By billy - 31/03/2015 10:54 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 937

You deserved it 5 382

Soaking

By Dumbass - 19/11/2022 06:00

Today, I went to change my socks after I stepped in a puddle of water. As I walked out of my bedroom with a fresh pair of socks, I stepped in the puddle again. Three times. That's four pairs of socks ruined. God, I'm such a dumbass sometimes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 199

You deserved it 1 145

By Anonymous - 10/03/2010 20:53 - United States

Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML

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You deserved it 61 503

We've all done it

By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 04:00

Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall and the toilet paper had ran out. I had to use the socks I'd just bought. FML

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You deserved it 225

By blabla - 28/10/2011 13:30 - Brazil

Today, I rushed home during a torrential downpour. When I got back, I went to take a pee and took off my wet socks while I had the chance. Once I finished, I stood up with used toilet paper in one hand and wet socks in the other. Guess which I tossed into the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 12 998

Will people notice?

By Anonymous - 31/03/2023 04:00

Today, I put on a sock. Then another sock. When I got into public, I realized my two socks were slightly different shades of blue. FML

I agree, your life sucks 250

You deserved it 684

Santa or Satan?

By Cat poo - 23/12/2024 16:00 - United States - Smithtown

Today, I woke up, put on my fuzzy socks, walked down my hallway, and stepped in cat vomit. I took off my now wet socks, continued walking down the hallway, and stepped barefoot in cat shit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 424

You deserved it 200

By YeahItsmecoolhuh - 17/02/2011 06:50 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 560

You deserved it 4 990

Socks 4 Life

By Socklessandsmelly - 26/05/2009 06:10 - United States

Today, after 7 hours on my feet at work, my boyfriend picked me up. Relieved, I took off my shoes. Suddenly, he looked up and sniffed, asking, "Is that your feet?" I'd forgotten to put on socks in my rush to work. He made me put my shoes back on and sit in the back, windows open. FML

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You deserved it 47 444

Secret_Ninjaa 35

Friday 27 March 2015 11:11

How does one manage to do that?

feven 32

Friday 27 March 2015 11:16

You didn't wonder why your feet suddenly change colors?

Comments

hanikayy 15

Saturday 28 March 2015 4:28

Sounds like something a person would do upon just waking up from a long night of drinking.

punchin 10

Saturday 28 March 2015 8:13

My wife does that sort of thing but she's 7 months pregnant. EPT time?

ZannityZan 13

Saturday 28 March 2015 9:35

Were you wearing really thin skin-coloured socks? That's the only way I can understand how this could possibly have happened, lol.

TeTeKels 2

Saturday 28 March 2015 13:24

Do you mean until you washed your feet? You deserved it. I've gotten in with my bra and/or panties on. I deserved that too. LOL.

Epickitty58 29

Saturday 28 March 2015 18:06

Well, now you don't need to put your socks in the laundry.

mine___turtles10 13

Saturday 28 March 2015 22:40

At least its not much of a problem. It's just strange

melissaf 6

Sunday 29 March 2015 6:01

lol

blackonblight 32

Sunday 29 March 2015 10:24

I think you'll find you actually washed your socks.

wheresmymary 22

Monday 30 March 2015 21:54

Sounds like you had a rough day

riptor911 10

Tuesday 31 March 2015 3:24

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