By comfort_ - 27/03/2015 03:28 - United States - Dalton

Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML
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feven 32

You didn't wonder why your feet suddenly change colors?

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MeltedMango 8

I'm not exactly seeing the FML part of this; it hardly seems significant.

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Fairyjoshy 13

People under stress tend to retreat into themselves and fail to notice things like the fact that they're wearing socks.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Blind people know what cotton feels like.

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feven 32

How would they write this fml if they were blind

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

I actually feel bad for your brain right now, #12.

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bgbwtp 13

#31 ... With a keyboard and/or braillewriter?

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EclipseCandy6 24

Haha I actually laughed at all of these, sometimes you don't feel your sunglasses on you head and you look for them, then look in the mirror and realise they're on ur noggin.. My logic for my question anyway

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wakemeupplease 21

did you take some pills that make you ask for house music? :D

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somechick8266 14

i hate stepping in water on the floor with my socks on much less showering with them on how in the world does this happen haha

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sweetbliss3 37

The same way you forgot about punctuation; it just slips the mind.

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abNormal62 23

Did you imagine yourself as a hop at standing under a waterfall? Come on... Be honest here Frodo

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RektRules 12

Oh no! Wet socks? What will we ever do? Who the hell approves these shitty FML's anyway?

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Goblin182 26

Wow, what kind of drugs were you on?

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wobbly1 16

I thought the same thing. Either high or hungover. Both can put your mind on autopilot.

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