Work: Today, I marched into my workplace yelling "take this job and...

By EnemyofKarma - 04/03/2010 08:52 - Canada

Today, I marched into my workplace yelling "take this job and shove it", under the impression I would be on a flight in a few days out of here. However, the airline has informed me I cannot fly until April because cargo is too cold for my dog this time of year. Jobless, four weeks to wait. FML

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Get it done

By Anonymous - 28/09/2023 00:02 - Germany

Today, I work in aircraft ground handling. My employer is short-staffed and told us to stop even trying to load people’s luggage onto the plane with them, and to just throw it on a huge heap in the basement and sort it all out in a few months when things are less busy. FML

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Well shit.

By Trist - 09/08/2018 14:30

Today, after moving 1,400 miles across the country, quitting my full-time job, and selling most of my furniture to attend flight school, I got a call a month before my start date saying that they are closing my location. FML

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Late late flight

By Anonymous - 08/04/2023 06:00

Today, I was waiting at the airport for a flight when I looked down and realised that I had booked the wrong date. Frantically, I tried to rebook the flight, but it was completely sold out. Now, I'm stuck in the airport for the next 24 hours with nothing to do. FML

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By M. Night Shytefuck - 20/01/2015 22:52 - United States - Plattsmouth

Today, I handed my boss my 2 weeks' notice. 20 minutes later, I was doing my work alone in the very cold basement of the building. My boss claimed it was a routine relocation planned months in advance. It's going to be a long 2 weeks. FML

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By TheLibrarian - 27/10/2018 05:00

Today, after being jobless for 2 years, I got a call back for an interview. I was ecstatic until I saw the date. It's the same day I leave for a weeklong, nonrefundable vacation. I applied for the job 6 weeks ago, and since not hearing anything bought the vacation 2 weeks ago. FML

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By zlotytarasy - 14/10/2009 22:03 - Poland

Today, I accepted a great job offer I've been working months to earn so I can continue to live with my fiancé here in Poland. I just found out that my work visa was denied. Now I have to fly home to Canada and reapply before coming back. This takes a month. My new job starts tomorrow. FML

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By JSterl - 02/01/2010 05:33 - United States

Today, our airplane was delayed because of issues with the de-ice-ing. Then, because it had too little fuel. Then, because of engine troubles. Then, because our first officer needed to be replaced due to legal restrictions on pilots' hours. Now, I get to go straight from the plane to work. FML

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By Ditzyfitzy - 09/01/2019 14:00

Today, after spending 2 years saving for my flights, I was denied boarding due to issues with my passport. I heading straight to the embassy only to be told a replacement will take 8 days. The airline will only hold my place for 7. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2014 17:36 - United States

Today, I was at work at the airport. I got called up to a plane's cargo hold, and thought I'd finally learn how to use the loader. Turns out they just needed me to weigh something down, effectively making me ballast. Then my boss told me to get the hell off, after which I hit my head hard climbing out. FML

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The Final Countdown

By Anonymous - 22/10/2020 21:08 - Israel - Tel Aviv

Today, I found out that I have three weeks to get better at my shitty job before we start discussing my "future" with the company. FML

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You deserved it 359

idkweird 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 16:28

Why the hell would you ever want to leave under bad pretenses? I always try to leave my former employers on great terms so that I can still use them as references later on.

eat_this_buddie 5

Thursday 4 March 2010 16:27

lame. that's why you should try and not burn bridges. if you had handled it a little better, you could've kept your job for the next four weeks

Comments

dont_stop_believ 0

Friday 28 May 2010 7:36

this happened in a movie and book! dunno of this is ttruee

starberries 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 3:49

Wouldn't it be better to board the dog somewhere? Leave it with a friend? Come on, this is dumb.

Pebbles1290 8

Sunday 20 March 2011 7:36

Karrrrma.

Omgplz 3

Saturday 29 October 2011 6:45

Down her throat so she could eat her words better.

Cbyrd1220 1

Saturday 26 November 2011 2:23

Actually there is only one question employers are aloud to ask your previous employer and that is did this person work for you and for how long due to what are called lawyer laws asking/telling anything else is a violation of your rights this is actually the reason why most applications are submitted online nowadays because most employers dont want to risk getting sued for violating these laws

allisadawn91 8

Thursday 22 November 2012 20:45

Leave your dog with someone for a month. Duh.

cosicosei 22

Monday 22 July 2013 3:26

Is it just me or does it seem weird that once you're 20,000ft+ in the air the time of year still matters? I mean does it matter whether it's -50 or - 80?