Love: Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics...

By agnosticstudy - 14/01/2009 16:03 - United States

Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML

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You deserved it 28 874

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By x - 12/11/2012 02:16 - United States - Lake Placid

Today, I finally met the girl I've been talking to on phone for a while and found her charming in person as well. There's just one problem: she has more facial hair than I do. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 564

You deserved it 6 603

By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 05:42 - New Zealand

Today, I met up with a girl I've been talking to on the internet for a year and a half. Turns out she edits her moustache out of all her photos. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 330

You deserved it 35 378

By Anon - 21/04/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 75 312

You deserved it 7 054

By keisha89 - 22/06/2010 00:27 - United States

Today, I finally met the guy I've been talking to online for a year. I'd dropped 10lbs off my weight. He'd shaved 20 years off his age. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 898

You deserved it 38 956

By William Johnson - 26/12/2013 23:57 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 494

You deserved it 5 822

Charming

By Anonymous - 02/12/2023 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, a girl I met on Tinder described herself as curvy and sent me pictures. We agreed to meet and let me say… those pictures were at least 10 years and 15 stone ago. She was no longer curvy or even just overweight, she was grossly obese. I could smell the unwashed skin under her fat rolls. FML

I agree, your life sucks 593

You deserved it 143

By DL06 - 08/04/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML

I agree, your life sucks 74 508

You deserved it 12 559

Don't cheat

By Anonymous - 04/08/2024 12:00 - Canada

Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 67

You deserved it 878

By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 17:02 - United States - Houston

Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 922

You deserved it 5 601

By Anonymous - 06/02/2017 21:00 - Canada - Jansen

Today, I was talking to a girl online and she stopped talking to me abruptly after seeing my picture. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 301

You deserved it 778

jim_witness 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:58

Pretend that you are not the guy but a friend of his and you want to introduce you to him personally. Then set her up with one of your friends who doesn't date a lot.

Stellaritsmeg 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 19:46

Throw a doughnut at her and run.

Comments

alliebaba7 8

Monday 2 January 2012 3:09

You are so mean can't you just accept her for who she is and 8 is stupid! You are gonna make her feel like a wad of poo when she was just looking for company good job she probably cried her heart out you nasty person you should be ashamed of yourself

Bea_FaCurtains 17

Sunday 18 March 2012 15:40

SURPRISINGLY overweight?!

brand125 17

Monday 16 June 2014 5:22

yeah, is that not clear?

The_Mr_Troll 14

Sunday 21 April 2013 3:19

I know that feeling, except she texted me a picture.

haaaanners 10

Friday 26 July 2013 7:20

people are different behind the screen :/

blackwidowtaco 31

Sunday 18 August 2013 23:03

You got catfished by a she/man op. yikes!

emilycardona7 18

Friday 18 July 2014 21:26

ZogerOx 12

Tuesday 11 November 2014 15:21

lol

SyLord 13

Monday 29 December 2014 21:00

Wouldn't work, you can talk and have good times, but your so stuck on looks... You deserve to be single.

Blippety 23

Tuesday 30 December 2014 22:38

They were outright deceitful to OP and you expect OP to just be completely fine with that?

Blippety 23

Tuesday 30 December 2014 22:33

Why all the YDIs? She clearly photo shopped her pictures, or at least did something that meant they didn't accurately portray her real appearance - OP had every right to be surprised and it was the woman's fault alone.

Stiggy626 25

Tuesday 28 March 2017 9:44

usually it's when they won't take full body shots, only face pics. Haha I've been there

Stiggy626 25

Tuesday 28 March 2017 9:44

usually it's when they won't take full body shots, only face pics. Haha I've been there

Elisabetha Aarron 18

Sunday 3 May 2020 20:24

Anyone can send fake pictures. Video calls are the way to go. That way you will know if what they are saying is true. If they don't want to video call then that is suspicuous