Love: Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics...

By agnosticstudy - 14/01/2009 16:03 - United States

Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML

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By x - 12/11/2012 02:16 - United States - Lake Placid

Today, I finally met the girl I've been talking to on phone for a while and found her charming in person as well. There's just one problem: she has more facial hair than I do. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 05:42 - New Zealand

Today, I met up with a girl I've been talking to on the internet for a year and a half. Turns out she edits her moustache out of all her photos. FML

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By Anon - 21/04/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML

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By keisha89 - 22/06/2010 00:27 - United States

Today, I finally met the guy I've been talking to online for a year. I'd dropped 10lbs off my weight. He'd shaved 20 years off his age. FML

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By William Johnson - 26/12/2013 23:57 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML

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Charming

By Anonymous - 02/12/2023 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, a girl I met on Tinder described herself as curvy and sent me pictures. We agreed to meet and let me say… those pictures were at least 10 years and 15 stone ago. She was no longer curvy or even just overweight, she was grossly obese. I could smell the unwashed skin under her fat rolls. FML

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By DL06 - 08/04/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML

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Don't cheat

By Anonymous - 04/08/2024 12:00 - Canada

Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 17:02 - United States - Houston

Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2017 21:00 - Canada - Jansen

Today, I was talking to a girl online and she stopped talking to me abruptly after seeing my picture. FML

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jim_witness 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:58

Pretend that you are not the guy but a friend of his and you want to introduce you to him personally. Then set her up with one of your friends who doesn't date a lot.

Stellaritsmeg 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 19:46

Throw a doughnut at her and run.

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AnnaSeptic 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 0:37

And that is the danger of photoshop.

24788 6

Friday 1 May 2009 9:18

I think she photo shopped her pictures.

katherinebby17 28

Saturday 2 May 2009 11:45

#8 and #10 made me laugh

TipsyTop28 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 2:53

hehe. #8 made me laugh like crazy :)

absolutelyfree 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 18:21

I'm pretty sure I was at the other end of that.

jmanowski 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 2:53

online dating and from alabama. it kind of is a given she's going to be hideous.

xf0rg0tt3nx 0

Monday 10 August 2009 2:54

Excuse you? Not everywhere in Alabama is full of rednecks who engage in incest and overeat corndogs and drink beer excessively. Do some research on the state before you go judging people. There are cities in this state that are bigger than you might think. Trust me, I live in one.