Love: Today, I met my best friend's girlfriend for the first time....

By ohwell - 24/11/2014 13:44 - Sweden - Tullinge

Today, I met my best friend's girlfriend for the first time. After a few hours of talking and eating, she followed me to the bathroom and said, dead serious, ''If you ever touch him or get too close to him, I will cut you''. I've known him for twelve years, they have been dating for a month. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2015 13:35 - Australia

Today, I met my boyfriend's best friend. She was a girl he's known for years, and I respected that. She was sweet, until my boyfriend went to the bathroom and she threatened to stab me if I don't leave him. He doesn't believe me, and accused me of having serious jealousy issues. FML

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Love Island is back, baby

By Anonymous - 06/06/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I introduced the girl I was talking to my best friend, and we all hung out. Until this day, her and I were doing great. After my friend left, she started gushing about how hot he is. He wasn't hitting on her at all. I reminded her that, and that he has a girlfriend. She was calm, but visibly upset. FML

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Catch 22

By Anonymous - 26/03/2021 20:01

Today, I was at a friend's house; she left the room for a few minutes. Her dad then put me in a headlock and told me that I'd, "better treat his daughter right if I ever wanted to walk again," because she's in love with me. I'm a gay guy, and she knows. FML

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By Brennan Lebrun - 18/05/2018 05:00

Today, I went to my best friend's house to propose to my girlfriend of 6 years. When I walked in, she was having sex with my best friend's 37-year-old brother. She then yelled, ”You should have knocked first!” FML

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Conundrum

By Anonymous - 04/05/2021 04:01

Today, my best friend is completely head-over-heels for his girlfriend, has been buying her very expensive stuff and gave her the ring of compromise after 4 years of relationship. The problem is, I just found out that the girlfriend has been sexting with someone else, and is sure to dump my friend for that guy. FML

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False hope

By :(( - 14/06/2011 18:06 - United States

Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML

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Record scratch moment

By Anonymous - 08/12/2023 15:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend introduced me to her best male friend, a creepy "Nice Guy" type. When she went to the bathroom, he came closer to me and said, "She thinks she likes you, but I'm destined to be with her, I saw it in the stars. Nobody can love her like me." FML

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Coherence dude, do you have it?

By Anonymous - 04/11/2020 20:03 - United States - Herndon

Today, I learned that my best friend has been cheating on his girlfriend for 2 months. This is the same person who, 2 months ago, wanted to break our friendship off because he thought we "got too close" and felt like he was cheating on his girlfriend by spending too much time with me. FML

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By daniel55 - 18/02/2013 00:11 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. As I shook her father's hand, he squeezed with an ungodly amount of force, leaned in with a smile, and murmured that my balls will be the next thing he'll crush if his daughter ever complains about me. FML

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The iron is hot

By Anonymous - 22/10/2021 17:00 - United States - West Lafayette

Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML

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hard_candy 25

Monday 24 November 2014 18:22

someone sounds very insecure.

ComoEsJuan 24

Monday 24 November 2014 18:23

Such sharp words from a psycho.

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ZombieSazza 34

Monday 24 November 2014 18:54

You should maybe warn him before he gets stabbed in his sleep..

PSYqualiac 17

Monday 24 November 2014 23:31

Or has his balls cut off as he sleeps and wakes up to see them strung to a ceiling fan spinning around and around like a demented hood ornament. (A crazy ex attempted to do this whole we were on good terms... needless say her attempt failed and this was one of the reasons why we broke up.)

Sathane 21

Monday 24 November 2014 19:05

I hope you laughed in her face and told him that she's a nut job.

Mysterious_one 26

Monday 24 November 2014 19:09

elaborate what did u do to him? did u spank him on the back of his head?

PSYqualiac 17

Monday 24 November 2014 23:28

Sounds like it's just a crazy girlfriend. OP most likely didn't even do anything remotely wrong, but because the boyfriend and her are so comfortable around each other, the crazy girlfriend saw OP as a threat.

vlalam 24

Monday 24 November 2014 19:18

please to him and save him from her aka the disaster

killerdana 19

Tuesday 25 November 2014 10:42

Huh?

LiveLifeAllDay 11

Monday 24 November 2014 19:18

Well that's just really weird

PleasantDino 22

Monday 24 November 2014 19:23

I've been on the flip side of this recently. My fiancé has a friend who he has known for about 16 years who I told to screw off. Only because she was being very flirtatious with him though. Thankfully my fiancé as well told her that if she couldn't respect that he was engaged she would be dropped as a friend.