By ohwell - 24/11/2014 13:44 - Sweden - Tullinge

Today, I met my best friend's girlfriend for the first time. After a few hours of talking and eating, she followed me to the bathroom and said, dead serious, ''If you ever touch him or get too close to him, I will cut you''. I've known him for twelve years, they have been dating for a month. FML
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PSYqualiac 17

Those kinds of people, male and female alike, have only two sides: crazy side and crazier side.

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thatguynow 13

Ok here's what you do, you tell your buddy that his girlfriend is more cray cray than that old man down the street who touched you when you were young and then you fake your deaths, it's the perfect plan. (•_•)

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MzZombicidal 36

You're disgusting.

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ezrajab 22

Damn I would inform your friend say it as kindly as possible and then lay low for a while and let your friend come to you. Hope it works out for the best OP. Truthfully you can't fight a history

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worldclassrager 39

well hugs are out....try a handshake and see what she does

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creativityisnt 19

Over-protective girlfriend... Those relationships aren't usually healthy. Warn your friend!

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liza1922 7

You have to tell your friend what happened. You were introduced so your friend could get your opinion of the girlfriend

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ninety 25

I agree with friends are important, but ranking the bf/gf of a friend lower in importance than oneself in a friend's life simply because you have known the friend longer or first or because you're the "best friend," is messed up. There needs to be a healthy balance of both friends and relationship in a person's life. If a friend is in a relationship and their s/o doesn't stand out as a dirt bag like OP's friend's GF, respect your friend and their relationship, simple as that.

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