Love: Today, I met my boyfriend's adoptive family. There was his mom...

By Anonymous - 01/03/2014 06:09 - Australia - Mordialloc

Today, I met my boyfriend's adoptive family. There was his mom and several brothers, one of whom tried to hit on me. They tried to convince my boyfriend to break up with me, and his mom told me I'll probably get knocked up by the brother who hit on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 488

You deserved it 4 067

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By thenewone - 19/11/2009 20:09 - Brazil

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. Later on, his mom pulls me aside and tells me to back off, saying he will never marry someone like me and he should be with a nice girl like his ex. They broke up after he found her in his bed with his roomate. FML

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You deserved it 2 211

By Anonymous - 23/03/2017 22:00

Today, my parents met my boyfriend for the first time. They spent the entire meal trying to convince him to dump me, all while I was sitting right next to him. FML

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You deserved it 393

By storyofmylife - 23/02/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML

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You deserved it 4 007

By jerk_ex_boyfriend - 21/04/2013 13:33 - United States - Narberth

Today, I overheard my boyfriend talking to his mom about me. It sounded like they were planning something for me, like a marriage. They were planning how to break up with me. FML

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You deserved it 6 178

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By Ally - 19/05/2022 16:00

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. We've been dating for almost 5 months and are extremely in love. His mom basically said to me, "I want what’s best for my son and you aren’t it." FML

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You deserved it 149

By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 15:20 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 820

You deserved it 4 683

Next time, wait a couple of years

By Anonymous - 14/09/2023 00:02

Today, my boyfriend met my parents, siblings, and some other family members. Thirty minutes later, he broke up with me and stormed out, yelling no way was he staying with me because they’re all fucking psychotic. He's my second boyfriend driven away by my family. FML

I agree, your life sucks 829

You deserved it 197

This Charming Man

By PLU - 27/01/2011 00:57 - Canada

Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 959

You deserved it 5 716

Mother knows best

By crushed - 29/03/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML

I agree, your life sucks 81 197

You deserved it 4 484

Oil and water

By Anonymous - 13/04/2022 14:00

Today, my parents met my boyfriend, and to say it went badly is an understatement. My mom went outside to relax by chain smoking and the shouting, and the screaming only ended when my dad took my boyfriend by the scruff of the neck and threw him out the front door into the street. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 058

You deserved it 284

Black_Knight80 13

Saturday 1 March 2014 12:51

You should definitely never see them again.

Mynamewontfi 40

Saturday 1 March 2014 13:06

Odd family. Be glad your boyfriend doesn't share the same genes.

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Black_Knight80 13

Saturday 1 March 2014 12:51

You should definitely never see them again.

joseph19921992 10

Saturday 1 March 2014 13:18

But they're so friendly. What a lovely family

SmuggletheBudgie 15

Saturday 1 March 2014 13:25

I have a feeling the brother looks similar to your profile picture #9.

Black_Knight80 13

Saturday 1 March 2014 14:21

lmao!

ThatNutellaTho 6

Saturday 1 March 2014 20:08

Nah . more Facial Hair . ^^

love2killu 21

Saturday 1 March 2014 12:51

Lock your doors

chutney_02 22

Saturday 1 March 2014 13:30

That's not enough. Hide, run, get get far away!

Zwingend 15

Saturday 1 March 2014 14:31

Hide yo kids. Hide yo wife. Because he's impregnatin' everybody out here.

red225 14

Saturday 1 March 2014 23:09

And turn the lights down low...

TallMist 32

Tuesday 15 April 2014 6:55

#2 And close your blinds. We're going for a ride.

Melix 31

Saturday 1 March 2014 12:53

What a supportive family!

ThatNutellaTho 6

Saturday 1 March 2014 20:09

That Momma wants to Be a grand momma . The Girl just Picked The wrong son .

Rallred32 20

Saturday 1 March 2014 21:40

You Know You Don't Need To Capitalize Every Word, Right?

inner_peace 19

Sunday 2 March 2014 7:22

#40 - she's looking for love in all the wrong places

grunt_fml 17

Saturday 1 March 2014 12:53

Run!

Nilorak 24

Saturday 1 March 2014 13:09

Forrest run!

extrasnipes 22

Saturday 1 March 2014 12:53

well the mom seems supportive

Nicole819 11

Saturday 1 March 2014 13:02

seems like that family isn't very close ? kinda twisted if you ask me.

Mynamewontfi 40

Saturday 1 March 2014 13:06

Odd family. Be glad your boyfriend doesn't share the same genes.

Soundslikeothers 15

Saturday 1 March 2014 13:27

It sounds like this isn't the first time this has happened

AngelSpit 18

Saturday 1 March 2014 13:45

Well aren't they a sweet bunch.

hayleyannealli 11

Saturday 1 March 2014 14:04

I read this quick and thought it said he tried to hit you...

Coeliacchic93 21

Saturday 1 March 2014 20:28

I read the same at first

jennababe98 9

Sunday 2 March 2014 15:19

I find it funny that the first comment was thumbed down multiple times and then your comment agreeing with them is thumbed up.

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